Today, I finally got to see my boyfriend, after two months apart. As we hugged, he lifted me up and spun me around like in the movies. It would have been really romantic if I hadn't hit a little boy while he was riding past on his bike. I've just traumatized a little kid. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I flew to see my long distance boyfriend who I haven't seen in 6 months. Upon seeing me, he ran up to me, picked me up and swung me around like they do in the movies. In doing so, my foot hit a 4 year-old child who was running past and knocked him out. FML
Today, while I was on a walk, I saw my boyfriend; since it was raining, I thought it would be romantic to run up to him and kiss him. I ended up breaking his arm because I knocked him over. FML
Today, my boyfriend thought it would be cute to try and pick me up while kissing, instead he tripped and slammed the back of my head on the corner of the wall. FML
Today, I met my boyfriend's family for the first time. I was playing with his little sister by grabbing her arms and spinning her around. On one turn, she started screaming in pain. It turns out I dislocated both her shoulders. FML
Today, my boyfriend thought it would be romantic to pick me up, throw me over his shoulder and take me to the bedroom. Little did he know that he literally threw me over his shoulder, and I face-planted on the ground. FML
Today, my boyfriend picked me up and spun me around like they do in the movies, but not before grimacing, taking a deep breath, and muttering "one, two, three... and... uuuppp!" FML
Today, my boyfriend tried to be romantic by dipping me backwards and kissing me. He dropped me on my butt, then stepped on my hand while trying to help me up. FML
Today, I was in the airport after saying goodbye to my boyfriend who left for three months. Walking back to my car, I saw a young couple kissing passionately. If that wasn't bad enough, the guy then picked his girlfriend up, spun her round in the air and her foot kicked me square in the jaw. FML
Today, I tried to surprise my boyfriend by jumping into his arms. He panicked, stepped aside, and I crashed into the couch. FML
Today, I went on a date with my boyfriend to our local park, and I playfully climbed into one of the baby swings. I planned on having him push me, not getting stuck and having to be cut free from the seat while he laughed. FML
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lonkite101 14
It'll be fine. Ask the boy if he's ok, and you'll be fine. It isn't the biggest problem.
Shadowvoid 33
At least you are happy? :/ apologize to the boy and enjoy your special someone.
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Comments (112)
baconftw 9
No, he traumatized the little kid :(
Bjuddstr 4
Still a better love story than... well you know the rest.
sophie22_fml 8
Ouch poor boy, be more careful next time anyway I'm sure you apologized accidents happen :p
BigRed70 2
Saying sorry could help.
unagi_fml 9
It's really like in the movies! where one person lifts another person in the air, and they'd start kicking everyone in the vicinity!
nillycullen 3
I hope that didn't ruin anything else!
imahistorylover 4
kick him again lol
kriz_allizwell 6
still a better romance than fifty shades of gay...
leadawg75 12
Correction: HE just traumatized a little kid.
xmaximusx 12
Bahaha should have gotten that on youtube