Kids: Today, I finally got to see my boyfriend, after two months apart....

By Jessi - 24/07/2012 18:33 - Canada - Mississauga

Today, I finally got to see my boyfriend, after two months apart. As we hugged, he lifted me up and spun me around like in the movies. It would have been really romantic if I hadn't hit a little boy while he was riding past on his bike. I've just traumatized a little kid. FML

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By airport - 10/05/2009 18:49 - United States

Today, I flew to see my long distance boyfriend who I haven't seen in 6 months. Upon seeing me, he ran up to me, picked me up and swung me around like they do in the movies. In doing so, my foot hit a 4 year old child who was running past and knocked him out. FML

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By anabanannailoveu - 17/07/2021 07:59

Today, while I was on a walk, I saw my boyfriend; since it was raining, I thought it would be romantic to run up to him and kiss him. I ended up breaking his arm because I knocked him over. FML

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By staciedee - 01/06/2010 09:49 - United States

Today, my boyfriend thought it would be cute to try and pick me up while kissing, instead he tripped and slammed the back of my head on the corner of the wall. FML

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By grem - 13/04/2009 23:27 - United States

Today, I met my boyfriend's family for the first time. I was playing with his little sister by grabbing her arms and spinning her around. On one turn, she started screaming in pain. It turns out I dislocated both her shoulders. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/12/2010 01:04 - United States

Today, my boyfriend thought it would be romantic to pick me up, throw me over his shoulder and take me to the bedroom. Little did he know that he literally threw me over his shoulder, and I face-planted on the ground. FML

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By dogmom - 16/07/2012 20:51 - United States - Honolulu

Today, my boyfriend picked me up and spun me around like they do in the movies, but not before grimacing, taking a deep breath, and muttering "one, two, three... and... uuuppp!" FML

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By alltern8ive - 09/11/2009 05:05 - United States

Today, my boyfriend tried to be romantic by dipping me backwards and kissing me. He dropped me on my butt and stepped on my hand while trying to help me up. FML

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By ouch - 01/09/2010 13:50 - Belgium

Today, I was in the airport after saying goodbye to my boyfriend who left for three months. Walking back to my car, I saw a young couple kissing passionately. If that wasn't bad enough, the guy then picked his girlfriend up, spun her round in the air and her foot kicked me square in the jaw. FML

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By BabyButt - 09/04/2014 17:50 - United States - Honolulu

Today, I went on a date with my boyfriend to our local park, and I playfully climbed into one of the baby swings. I planned on having him push me, not getting stuck and having to be cut free from the seat while he laughed. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/04/2009 23:43 - United States

Today, I was meeting my girlfriend at the airport after studying abroad for a year. She ran to hug me, and I wanted to pick her up and spin her around, like they do in those romantic movies. I tried to do that, but instead I dropped her. FML

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lonkite101 14

Wednesday 25 July 2012 0:24

It'll be fine. Ask the boy if he's ok, and you'll be fine. It isn't the biggest problem.

Shadowvoid 33

Wednesday 25 July 2012 0:25

At least you are happy? :/ apologize to the boy and enjoy your special someone.

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cordelay98 10

Wednesday 25 July 2012 22:02

HAHAHA I'm sorry =l but that sounds really funny

Fl9C1 4

Thursday 26 July 2012 4:06

Like a boss

LadeeP 0

Thursday 26 July 2012 10:56

U deserve it cuz shit is n da movies 4 a reason...

Attica 20

Friday 27 July 2012 9:21

If it makes you feel any better, this would happen in a movie too! It would be a romantic comedy.

lemonademixer 7

Saturday 28 July 2012 4:48

My boyfriend likes to do that to me too. After 4 years of that i never hit a kid

blackstar994 5

Sunday 29 July 2012 15:25

He'll be alright.

JonahCullen 3

Wednesday 8 August 2012 20:52

Eh.

queeennnale 18

Tuesday 23 October 2012 16:32

LMAO DYING

Kris1520 14

Thursday 31 July 2014 20:43

psh, how inconsiderate.

caylie_ratk 9

Thursday 22 January 2015 4:50

Omg I'm imagining this and it seems so sad and funny at the same time.

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