Make your mind up - FML

Make your mind up

By firedupasshole - 27/07/2020 05:01

Today, while taking to-go orders at my restaurant, a customer called saying he wanted his food well done. He even said, “Burn it to a crisp.” Which is what I told the kitchen. When he came to pick it up, he opened his food, inspected it and screamed, “Not this burned, you damn retard!” and threw it at me. FML

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tounces7 27

Monday 27 July 2020 22:24

And that's when it became assault, you and you were able to have one more asshole arrested for being a garbage human being.

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Monday 27 July 2020 6:41

The customer's always right. Just not literally.

tounces7 27

Monday 27 July 2020 22:24

And that's when it became assault, you and you were able to have one more asshole arrested for being a garbage human being.

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