Today, I finally got to see my boyfriend, after two months apart. As we hugged, he lifted me up and spun me around like in the movies. It would have been really romantic if I hadn't hit a little boy while he was riding past on his bike. I've just traumatized a little kid. FML
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Today, I flew to see my long distance boyfriend who I haven't seen in 6 months. Upon seeing me, he ran up to me, picked me up and swung me around like they do in the movies. In doing so, my foot hit a 4 year-old child who was running past and knocked him out. FML
Today, while I was on a walk, I saw my boyfriend; since it was raining, I thought it would be romantic to run up to him and kiss him. I ended up breaking his arm because I knocked him over. FML
Today, my boyfriend thought it would be cute to try and pick me up while kissing, instead he tripped and slammed the back of my head on the corner of the wall. FML
Today, I met my boyfriend's family for the first time. I was playing with his little sister by grabbing her arms and spinning her around. On one turn, she started screaming in pain. It turns out I dislocated both her shoulders. FML
Today, my boyfriend thought it would be romantic to pick me up, throw me over his shoulder and take me to the bedroom. Little did he know that he literally threw me over his shoulder, and I face-planted on the ground. FML
Today, my boyfriend picked me up and spun me around like they do in the movies, but not before grimacing, taking a deep breath, and muttering "one, two, three... and... uuuppp!" FML
Today, my boyfriend tried to be romantic by dipping me backwards and kissing me. He dropped me on my butt, then stepped on my hand while trying to help me up. FML
Today, I was in the airport after saying goodbye to my boyfriend who left for three months. Walking back to my car, I saw a young couple kissing passionately. If that wasn't bad enough, the guy then picked his girlfriend up, spun her round in the air and her foot kicked me square in the jaw. FML
Today, I tried to surprise my boyfriend by jumping into his arms. He panicked, stepped aside, and I crashed into the couch. FML
Today, I went on a date with my boyfriend to our local park, and I playfully climbed into one of the baby swings. I planned on having him push me, not getting stuck and having to be cut free from the seat while he laughed. FML
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lonkite101 14
It'll be fine. Ask the boy if he's ok, and you'll be fine. It isn't the biggest problem.
Shadowvoid 33
At least you are happy? :/ apologize to the boy and enjoy your special someone.
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Comments (112)
gheebuttersnaps 4
Moral: Never get swung with children.
StoryOfTheYear 15
I'm sure he'll get over it eventually. It's not like he's going to not ride a bike for the rest of his life. In the meantime you have a story to tell your friends. :D
DedaGrotesque187 0
Not always true. I haven't touched roller skates since the stitches. lol
ipwnallmen 10
Oh well it was an accident. Hopefully the boy is ok now and your boyfriend will be more careful.
Pelvispresley 8
Today, I was riding on my bike when a man swung a lady around. She swung straight into my face. FML.
malfanese 6
Today a human was riding me, another dumb human swung another human into the one riding me, I crashed to the ground and scratched my new paint job. FML
Pelvispresley 8
Today, I tried to be romantic by swinging my girlfriend around. I swung her into a little kid. FML.
MonsterCommenter 4
Its not F your Life, its F the poor little kids life...
THE_A_TEEN 28
The buttons clearly say "I agree your life sucks" and is website is called "**** MY Life". I think you're on the wrong website. "Sappy Third Party Sympathiers" is just around the corner.
blackstar994 5
The kid will be fine. Calm your balls.
MissAmz 7
Don't worry about it too much.. It was just an accident. I'm pretty sure he'll be ok. ^_^
Hiimhaileypotter 53
Is it just me or has there been a story just like this before? Maybe it's just me. But either way, FYL, OP. Those romantic scenes in movies don't usually work out so well in real life ;P
SquishFish 15
Yup you're right. Last one her boyfriend struggled to pick her up, implying that she was fat. Sometimes these FMLs pop up, almost like another one but slightly different. A lot of them are fakes, just trying to be published. But some are real
8KAGE8 8
Funny thing is I've seen like 3 of these type of stories... I don't know wether to believe them now or not o-o
adansgirl913 2
That poor boy, your boyfriend should be more careful next time.
rcgirl2 11
Well they didn't know that a little boy was going to come riding past them.
blackstar994 5
They were caught up in the moment. I'm sure you'd know if you were separated from your boyfriend or girlfriend. Accidents happen. The kid will be alright.
Bonzer 2
I can understand him being hurt, but how was he traumatized? crashing on a bike isn't really traumatizing.
countrygirl626 16
I'm pretty sure I'd be a little traumatized if I was whacked off my bike by some person being spun around by their boyfriend, especially if I was a little kid.
DedaGrotesque187 0
You ever been kicked off a bike by flying shoes?? That shit could be traumatizing to anybody at the right velocity.
blackstar994 5
I got drop kicked off a bike. Everyone get knocked off a bike. It won't be the last time someone knocks him off.