Miscellaneous: Today, I finally got the courage to tell my parents that I'm...

By Asterisk1009 - 29/06/2009 05:41 - United States

Today, I finally got the courage to tell my parents that I'm gay. My mom said "Yeah, we know." When I asked how they knew, my dad, without looking up from the tv, said, "We've been monitoring your Internet history." FML

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You deserved it 17 070

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By Anonymous - 09/10/2010 06:47 - United States

Today, after weeks of thinking and playing every outcome possible in my head, I told my parents I'm gay. My dad nodded and didn't even look up from his book; my mom told me to go to the doctor if it starts to itch. FML

I agree, your life sucks 39 200

You deserved it 9 015

Denial

By TedX - 19/08/2020 20:07

Today, at 18, I finally told my mom I was gay. She spent the rest of the day bringing up my "future wife" at every possible chance she had. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 642

You deserved it 225

By Anonymous - 01/04/2009 05:13 - United States

Today, as an April fools day joke, I decided to tell my mom and dad that I was gay. After an awkward silence, my mom looks at me, smiles, and says, "well, we have known for a while." She wasn't joking. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 922

You deserved it 63 098

This is me

By EchoDearEcho - 04/02/2010 14:52 - Australia

Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my parents. My mother turned to me and said, "Wait you're actually gay? I thought you were just saying that to piss off your father." I came out to her when I was 16, and have confided in her about my past relationships. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 881

You deserved it 4 763

Dad jokes, part #23556

By ashamed - 28/10/2019 02:00

Today, I finally let my parents meet a boyfriend of mine for the first time ever. My dad mentioned how he was happy to finally meet him, because for the past 4 years he'd thought I was gay. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 570

You deserved it 192

By augh - 10/12/2010 08:24

Today, I finally worked up the courage to tell my mom that I'm gay. She sympathetically patted my back and told me I don't need to make up excuses for me being so unattractive to women. FML

I agree, your life sucks 37 961

You deserved it 5 700

By teriyaki124 - 21/03/2009 09:13 - United States

Today, I came out to my mom. I had an epic speech planned, and when I tried to tell her, it all fell apart and I started crying and just said, "I'm gay." After a few seconds silence, my mom sighs and says, "Duh." FML

I agree, your life sucks 65 526

You deserved it 17 878

Unexpected

By Anonymous - 25/04/2022 16:00

Today, I came out to my parents. Their response was basically, "Oh, you’re coming out? But we’ve known for years. It was obvious, so obvious we never knew you were in the closet in the first place." FML

I agree, your life sucks 508

You deserved it 942

By lezbplove - 19/03/2011 05:26 - Canada

Today, I finally decided to tell my parents I was a lesbian. They spent the next few hours reading me the bible. FML

I agree, your life sucks 55 557

You deserved it 22 982

By ClosetMishap - 10/11/2009 16:25 - Canada

Today, I told my friends I had been hiding something that I wanted to come clean on. My one friend responds by saying, "FINALLY you come out of the closet. It's about time." I'm not gay. I was just going to tell them my parents were getting a divorce. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 694

You deserved it 4 741

lakeylove 0

Monday 29 June 2009 18:16

hey atleast they didn't care.

purple5 0

Monday 29 June 2009 19:05

Major invasion of your privacy, sure. But at least they didn't freak out and were totally fine about it. Plus, they waited until you were ready to tell them rather than confront you when they figured it out through snooping...gotta give them credit for that!

Comments

BenignScientists 0

Monday 29 June 2009 19:13

Eh, you deserve it for being gay. :p kidding kidding, Apathy, can hurt as much as anger ... Still ... praise yourself happy, some folks act out way worse. On another note: good for you and best of luck!

SiLveRStaRLIGHT 0

Monday 29 June 2009 20:26

Meee too. I just did that seconds ago. xD

birds_fml 7

Tuesday 30 June 2009 5:45

Apathy SHOULD be the correct response by tolerant, accepting parents. If your kid came up to you and said "Mom, dad... I'm straight." your response would probably be something like... okay... so? It shouldn't really matter to parents whether their kid is straight or gay.

badabing94 0

Monday 29 June 2009 19:14

****, my parents must know (and they won't be cool with it)! even though I only looked at it once on my computer (thank god for the iPhone). I found out my brother was gay via his computer history.

JarJarBinks_fml 0

Monday 29 June 2009 19:21

Why is this an fml?

manman523 0

Monday 29 June 2009 19:26

L2deltehistory

gelt 0

Monday 29 June 2009 19:31

HAHAHA!!! sorry...but at least they are cool about it

Cheplu 4

Monday 29 June 2009 19:39

Believe me, when it comes to a coming out, things can be much worse than your parents just saying "Yeah, we know..." So I really can't say FYL. I would actually say FML 'cause all parents aren't as cool as yours...

MeganH0LLYW00D 0

Monday 29 June 2009 19:42

That's how my parents found out I was a player! Except they hacked my myspace and read my messages! Yay for obnoxious parents.

chicken25 0

Tuesday 22 June 2010 9:19

Wow and i always thought my parents sucked... they won't let me use facebook. True to all that are saying that at least they care bout him. once when i was complaining bout my parents to my friends one said i was lucky to have parents that cared so much...we don't realise what we have in life

zachhandley 0

Friday 8 July 2011 5:53

girls are ******, they can't be players. at least that's not what we call them.

BronayPonay 6

Wednesday 2 January 2013 9:50

**** off 171

bzlnv8 0

Monday 29 June 2009 19:47

we like the dresses u wear everyday. congrats.

Lord_of_0 4

Wednesday 13 October 2010 2:15

We like the muzzles that you never put in your mouth any day. Well, me at least.

InkGothical 0

Monday 29 June 2009 19:49

mmmmmm no. not fyl for being gay. lyl (love your life) for being gay.

jakestlm 0

Monday 29 June 2009 23:47

I think the implication was that his (Her? Gay is a gender-neutral term) parent's knew he/she was looking at ****. His/her coming out wasn't the focus, just the context.