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BenignScientists

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Antwerp, Belgium
34 years old
Monday 24 August 1987
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About Benignscientists

They are the most common breed of scientists, and this is a good thing. While it are evil scientists who get most attention in the media, the benign ones are out there looking for ways to cure cancer, produce biodegradable plastic and mixing up icecream with twenty-seven flavours.

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Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!

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Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.

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You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.

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You have thumbed 5000 comments.

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You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

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You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

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You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

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Benignscientists's favorite FMLs

By nadalada - 18/02/2009 08:06 - United States

Today, My boyfriend gave me a gift card for $32 to a local salon. I thought the amount was kind of random, but when I went in I saw that the bikini wax was $32. FML

I agree, your life sucks 45 426

You deserved it 13 965

By meep - 23/12/2009 16:05 - United States

Today, I found out where my $300 worth of American Eagle and Hollister clothes had disappeared to. My 16 year old sister shredded them with scissors, took pictures of it for her Myspace and said that I deserved it for being a "conformist." All her "internet friends" said it was awesome. FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 720

You deserved it 12 310

By her0x3her0ine617 - 09/12/2009 18:12 - United States

Today, I received my camera in the mail. I had sent it back to the company because it wouldn't turn on. As I was reading the note they put in, it said, "Battery was put in backwards. No other problems found." FML

I agree, your life sucks 7 207

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By wobbles - 04/12/2009 05:28 - United States

Today, I spent 30 minutes trying to find my glasses. I don't know whats worse, the fact that I was wearing them the whole time, or that my girlfriend played along and helped me look for them. FML

I agree, your life sucks 12 902

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By snapped - 13/11/2009 04:19 - United States

Today, my 6 year old daughter asked me if the tooth fairy was real. I said yes, and she said she wanted to try to catch her. Later, she pulled out a tooth and put it under her pillow. I came in to take out the tooth and replace it with money. There were mouse traps behind her pillow. FML

I agree, your life sucks 37 057

You deserved it 9 410