By Anonymous - 01/04/2009 05:13 - United States

Today, as an April fools day joke, I decided to tell my mom and dad that I was gay. After an awkward silence, my mom looks at me, smiles, and says, "well, we have known for a while." She wasn't joking. FML
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How do you know she wasn't joking? According to my watch, she's allowed to continue the charade for another 18 hours. Them's the rules.

Ha-ha, unlucky - don't do an April fool's that can backfire!

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Ha-ha, unlucky - don't do an April fool's that can backfire!

yeah, apparently OP thought he was really obviously straight xD

How do you know she wasn't joking? According to my watch, she's allowed to continue the charade for another 18 hours. Them's the rules.

Actually, the rules are that you can make April Fools jokes until midday.

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Obviously not, otherwise it wouldn't be an FML

Never tell a joke thats believable haha. I also hope your mom is playing a joke on you which would make my day and make you a sucker

#4 NO! that was the April Fool's Joke. duhhh.....bahahaha, yeah thats messed up. But funny as hell, you shoulda video taped it:)

Pretty fail April Fool's joke, haha.

After about age 7, the April Fools jokes seem to keep backfiring. But yeah, I agree with #2.

#3, some countries aren't pansies and go the whole day. Take a guess where most of the people on this site are...

Mom knows how to joke ;)