FML : Today, as an April fools day joke, I decided to tell my mom and dad that I was gay. After an awkward silence, my mom looks at me, smiles, and says, "well,...

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Today, as an April fools day joke, I decided to tell my mom and dad that I was gay. After an awkward silence, my mom looks at me, smiles, and says, "well, we have known for a while." She wasn't joking. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Wednesday 1 April 2009 05:13 / United States

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By mojo_jojo | 0

#74549 - Wednesday 1 April 2009 12:30

How do you know she wasn't joking? According to my watch, she's allowed to continue the charade for another 18 hours. Them's the rules.

By PlasticShark | 0

#74544 - Wednesday 1 April 2009 12:28

Ha-ha, unlucky - don't do an April fool's that can backfire!

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By PlasticShark | 0

#74544 - Wednesday 1 April 2009 12:28

Ha-ha, unlucky - don't do an April fool's that can backfire!

pertained | 12

#1001381 - Friday 21 May 2010 23:23

yeah, apparently OP thought he was really obviously straight xD

By mojo_jojo | 0

#74549 - Wednesday 1 April 2009 12:30

How do you know she wasn't joking? According to my watch, she's allowed to continue the charade for another 18 hours. Them's the rules.

TheYoshiMan | 12

#5184283 - Sunday 25 November 2012 16:44

Actually, the rules are that you can make April Fools jokes until midday.

By zargon | 1

#74554 - Wednesday 1 April 2009 12:32

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

By kkooaallaass | 0

#74570 - Wednesday 1 April 2009 12:39

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

Riku714 | 25

#5704797 - Sunday 6 October 2013 4:53

Obviously not, otherwise it wouldn't be an FML

By marz88 | 0

#74574 - Wednesday 1 April 2009 12:45

Never tell a joke thats believable haha. I also hope your mom is playing a joke on you which would make my day and make you a sucker

By ohhhhshizzz | 0

#74582 - Wednesday 1 April 2009 12:48

#4 NO! that was the April Fool's Joke. duhhh.....bahahaha, yeah thats messed up. But funny as hell, you shoulda video taped it:)

By iKayla | 0

#74594 - Wednesday 1 April 2009 13:04

Pretty fail April Fool's joke, haha.

By hpnerd | 0

#74596 - Wednesday 1 April 2009 13:06

After about age 7, the April Fools jokes seem to keep backfiring.

But yeah, I agree with #2.

By FPsLife | 5

#74602 - Wednesday 1 April 2009 13:11

#3, some countries aren't pansies and go the whole day. Take a guess where most of the people on this site are...

By lesb_lv | 0

#74604 - Wednesday 1 April 2009 13:13

Mom knows how to joke ;)

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