Today, I finally found out why my new co-worker has been shooting me dirty looks, being rude to me, and generally trying to avoid me. It's because I have blonde hair and blue eyes, and she thinks people like me are Nazis. FML
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Today, I finally found out why my wife always told me to never visit her at work. You see, my wife and I are dark haired with blue/brown eyes and our daughter is blonde with very striking emerald green eyes. You know who else is blonde with striking emerald eyes? My wife’s boss. FML
Today, my boss fired me because I look like her ex-boyfriend. FML
Today, I was sent home from work because my new haircut "looks too much like Hitler's" FML
Today, I found out that ever since I got my blonde highlights, I've been mocked behind my back at work, and nicknamed "The Skunk". FML
Today, I got a coworker at my new job in trouble, because he kept harassing me and asking me out, even after I clearly told him I wasn't interested. Turns out he's very popular around here, and everyone now hates me for being a trouble-maker and not "taking a compliment." FML
Today, I found out why my coworkers never invite me anywhere. Apparently, I "made a face" when one of them used the N-word, and it makes them uncomfortable to be around me. FML
Today, at work, I was making an appointment for an old lady who told me, "You look like a movie star!" I started to thank her when she followed up with, "Like that girl from the horror movie! Your black hair and pale skin makes you look scary! Oh, sorry…" with the coworker I hate the most sitting right next to me. FML
Today, there was a new girl in one of my classes. We both corrected a classmate on his grammar, so, trying to make a new friend, I leaned back to her and said, "Haha, fellow Grammar Nazi?" She gave me a disgusted look and told me she was Jewish. FML
Today, my girlfriend's overprotective parents decided that I'm a bad influence on their daughter. I'm a straight A engineering student who openly speaks out against drugs, alcohol, and discrimination. Their reason? Someone told them I dyed my hair black. They think I'm a "closet Nazi". FML
Today, my boss told me I got my new job because she rejected candidates that seemed "too confident" or "too pretty." FML
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justcommenting19 19
Wait, we're not?
thecodecat 24
That is unfortunate, but maybe you can have fun with it if there is no convincing them other wise.
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Comments (54)
hardcorefan16 22
I have blue hair and blue eyes and I'm German and Jewish!
saffy66 34
You have blue hair?
hardcorefan16 22
Blonde hair. People make mistakes
writerchic85 26
How is this still a thing? Don't people realize most of us are mixed blood and the outward features don't really mean anything?
brezzyanna 17
I have blonde hair and blue eyes as well, and when we learned about the Nazis in 6th grade, our teacher explained it horribly and my entire class thought I was a Nazi. I'm not even German. People are stupid
Darkhosis 11
I'm blonde hair, blue eyes, and my last name is german. I feel your pain
Bekll 31
Same. I'm blonde and blue eyed and my last name is Swiss-German. Thankfully, I have never been disrespected on the basis of my looks.
highschoolishell 17
So I guess that means that my sister and most of my family on my mom's side are all Nazis... even though the majority of them are Jewish.
HrothgarXII 21
I have a friend who has blond hair and blue eyes... And we are both Jewish LOL
danihammer 4
She sounds like a nazi herself, silly cow. Funny how people thinking they're fighting for the right thing can turn out to be *gasp* wrong.
pockleboy 7
I was always known as nazi in my Roth class and hitter in marching band
Mortoli 30
lol go to work with the iconic hitler stache
worldclassrager 41
Grammar natzi maybe...