Today, I finally found out why my new co-worker has been shooting me dirty looks, being rude to me, and generally trying to avoid me. It's because I have blonde hair and blue eyes, and she thinks people like me are Nazis. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I finally found out why my wife always told me to never visit her at work. You see, my wife and I are dark haired with blue/brown eyes and our daughter is blonde with very striking emerald green eyes. You know who else is blonde with striking emerald eyes? My wife’s boss. FML
Today, my boss fired me because I look like her ex-boyfriend. FML
Today, I was sent home from work because my new haircut "looks too much like Hitler's" FML
Today, I found out that ever since I got my blonde highlights, I've been mocked behind my back at work, and nicknamed "The Skunk". FML
Today, I got a coworker at my new job in trouble, because he kept harassing me and asking me out, even after I clearly told him I wasn't interested. Turns out he's very popular around here, and everyone now hates me for being a trouble-maker and not "taking a compliment." FML
Today, I found out why my coworkers never invite me anywhere. Apparently, I "made a face" when one of them used the N-word, and it makes them uncomfortable to be around me. FML
Today, at work, I was making an appointment for an old lady who told me, "You look like a movie star!" I started to thank her when she followed up with, "Like that girl from the horror movie! Your black hair and pale skin makes you look scary! Oh, sorry…" with the coworker I hate the most sitting right next to me. FML
Today, there was a new girl in one of my classes. We both corrected a classmate on his grammar, so, trying to make a new friend, I leaned back to her and said, "Haha, fellow Grammar Nazi?" She gave me a disgusted look and told me she was Jewish. FML
Today, my girlfriend's overprotective parents decided that I'm a bad influence on their daughter. I'm a straight A engineering student who openly speaks out against drugs, alcohol, and discrimination. Their reason? Someone told them I dyed my hair black. They think I'm a "closet Nazi". FML
Today, my boss told me I got my new job because she rejected candidates that seemed "too confident" or "too pretty." FML
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Top comments
justcommenting19 19
Wait, we're not?
thecodecat 24
That is unfortunate, but maybe you can have fun with it if there is no convincing them other wise.
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Comments (54)
DemonBoy1988 22
Retard-O-Meter is going trough the roof on this one
Sansational_ 18
Wait, they aren't? Wow.
sallygee 9
there are tons of people who have blonde hair and blue eyes. she thinks all of them are natzi's?
metroido 21
Yeah so do I and I’m of scandinavian descent. I didn’t choose it and it doesn’t make me a Nazi. You’re not a Nazi either unless you think Jews deserve to die.