Today, I finally found out why my new co-worker has been shooting me dirty looks, being rude to me, and generally trying to avoid me. It's because I have blonde hair and blue eyes, and she thinks people like me are Nazis. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I finally found out why my wife always told me to never visit her at work. You see, my wife and I are dark haired with blue/brown eyes and our daughter is blonde with very striking emerald green eyes. You know who else is blonde with striking emerald eyes? My wife’s boss. FML
Today, my boss fired me because I look like her ex-boyfriend. FML
Today, I was sent home from work because my new haircut "looks too much like Hitler's" FML
Today, I found out that ever since I got my blonde highlights, I've been mocked behind my back at work, and nicknamed "The Skunk". FML
Today, I got a coworker at my new job in trouble, because he kept harassing me and asking me out, even after I clearly told him I wasn't interested. Turns out he's very popular around here, and everyone now hates me for being a trouble-maker and not "taking a compliment." FML
Today, I found out why my coworkers never invite me anywhere. Apparently, I "made a face" when one of them used the N-word, and it makes them uncomfortable to be around me. FML
Today, at work, I was making an appointment for an old lady who told me, "You look like a movie star!" I started to thank her when she followed up with, "Like that girl from the horror movie! Your black hair and pale skin makes you look scary! Oh, sorry…" with the coworker I hate the most sitting right next to me. FML
Today, there was a new girl in one of my classes. We both corrected a classmate on his grammar, so, trying to make a new friend, I leaned back to her and said, "Haha, fellow Grammar Nazi?" She gave me a disgusted look and told me she was Jewish. FML
Today, my girlfriend's overprotective parents decided that I'm a bad influence on their daughter. I'm a straight A engineering student who openly speaks out against drugs, alcohol, and discrimination. Their reason? Someone told them I dyed my hair black. They think I'm a "closet Nazi". FML
Today, my boss told me I got my new job because she rejected candidates that seemed "too confident" or "too pretty." FML
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justcommenting19 19
Wait, we're not?
thecodecat 24
That is unfortunate, but maybe you can have fun with it if there is no convincing them other wise.
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Comments (54)
SAGARCo 19
I think the main problem here is that this is in the love section. Sieg heil! Sieg heil!
GhostFox 34
If it is interfering with work- and it sounds like it is- talk to HR and ask if you can be moved elsewhere in the building or work on different days. And put some information pamphlets on what Nazism actually is on the ignorant brat's desk.
Matteo_G 16
wow he just reached a new level if stupidity, scientists have been trying to achieve such for years
still_guns 16
Aryan race... a so-called ethnicity that the Nazi's believed were the only 'true' humans. That does not make Aryan's Nazi's
KryssLB 14
A friend of mine is named John. The mother of a former girlfriend of his always hated him and thought he was up to no good. When she asked why her Mum thought John (who is awesome) was so awful, her mother told her it was because she didn't trust anyone named John. See, whenever the news talked about the men who hired prostitutes, every damned time it was someone named John! So obviously my friend was going to cheat on her daughter with a prostitute. Some people are just ridiculously stupid, OP. You can always just go up to her some day and casually say, "Hey, you know how sometimes someone really likes you, but you're just not into them? Well, just because Hitler might have thought I was cute, doesn't mean I like him back!" --If you do it, video it and share it with us, 'kay? :D
plaguebearer 1
what the hell did I just read?!?!
tarlax 11
A bullshit story.
plaguebearer 1
racial profiling works both ways! report her for race related harassment, threaten to sue the company unless she's terminated immediately. get a compo payout and enjoy a nice holiday somewhere and forget all about that racist bitch
darcienicole 9
She would have a riot with my family lol
CookieCat327 9
*is a blonde haired, blue eyed girl* *is also a little bit German* *face palms*
TeeGee_McGee 4
Maybe you should come to work one day raising your right hand in the air and saying "sieg heil" everywhere just to freak her out. Or don't, actually don't. It'd be funny though.
Obviously_Joey 1
nazis didn't have blonde hair and blue eyes.. it's just Hitler liked the blonde hair blue eyes.