Today, I finally found out why my husband is always so eager and happy to buy me whatever I am craving during my pregnancy. It's because it gives him an excuse to meet up with his mistress and have a quickie. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I learned that my insatiable appetite and sex drive is because I'm 5 months pregnant. I'm married to a woman. We had a threesome one drunken night. FML
Today, I realized why my husband had been seemingly wanting to improve our relationship by sending little texts throughout the day for the last couple of months, asking what I was doing. It was so he could find out when would be the best time to have his girlfriend over and cheat on me. FML
Today, my husband confessed his pregnancy fetish to me, and now wants me to wear a fake belly when we have sex. FML
Today, I found out why my fiancé has been treating me like garbage lately. He thought that me getting fed up and dumping him would save him the unpleasant task of having to confess to the affair he’s been having with his coworker. We’re expecting our baby girl in 4 months. FML
Today, after years of my wife having almost no sex drive, and always insisting on using protection, she suddenly craves unprotected sex like an alcoholic craves booze. I went through her phone and learned why. Yup, she's pregnant, cheated on me since day one, and her scummy side dick skipped town. FML
Today, I found out why my husband is suddenly uninterested in sex. Apparently one of the secretaries at work has finally turned 18, and it's pretty much an open secret among his coworkers that they fuck anywhere from 2 to 5 times a day. FML
Today, I am 10 weeks pregnant and my husband says he needs time for himself. This apparently means he will be romancing and sleeping with other women so he can "relax". FML
Today, my husband complained about my lack of sex drive. Gee, I wonder why, Mr. "Always comes first by humping for a whopping 30 seconds." FML
Today, my husband told me he was going to search from store to store in order to find my birthday gift. What was he really doing? His girlfriend. FML
Today, I came to found out that every time my husband told me that he was on "a work trip", he was actually cheating on me with some other bitch. FML
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XDsmileyDX_fml 24
Oh look, there's a nice curb with his name on it.
JOFreeman 13
The interesting part is how did you find out... But still definitely sucks...
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i_needa_username 17
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KociaQ 30
Good grief... I hope it will really work out for you OP :(
Taylor22294 24
Wow people are so messed up. How could you cheat on the women who is holding your child. Sorry O.P. Leave his ass and bank out on child support
tehstarchild 16
That poor kid who is gonna have to grow up without one parent or switching between each one
ABCDEF121 3
YDI. For being Pregnant.. Stupid Fán
tony1891 22
are you serious?
Ihavegas 22
how thoughtful of him.
so_smooth 13
**** that guy
grogers311 20
She already did?
drmisin 5
And so did someone else.
annarcheer 19
wow guys are such pigs I am really sorry. wish I could kick his butt
mld4657 28
ouch. I hope a divorce is coming soon
SillyBeanie 8
It's probably a very hard situation especially with a baby coming along and even though you may try to make it work for the little bundle of joy, you deserve much better someone who'll be faithful to you and the child good luck OP
Senorangelo 10
The foundation of the kid's life just got destroyed...
metalcrazed 21
He hasn't been unfaithful to the child just her. He may be a great dad.
DMJeanette 4
oh definitely! can't be faithful to the woman bearing the child.... but I'm sure he'll be reliable between quickies to the kid.