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Same thing different taste
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toilet paper tube + one stick of dynamite = boom
#19, You were doing so well. Until 20 came along.
it was a king of the hill reference.
Make sure he doesn't saw your head off while you sleep
And probably ask how to do it.
Every time he says something, look from side to side and whisper "shhh, they might be listening".
Lol, now THAT would make OP roommate run for the hills!
Run. Leave. Don't turn back.
That sucks, OP. Maybe it'll get better.
Or maybe you'll be dead or worse . Yes worse. Some things are worse then a quick painless death.
Such as a life without bacon.
This comment could technically be used for any FML, but it would still suck for all of them.
Make sure he is taking his medicine. ;-)
But the view, it's so lovely from up there.
ask him to google it..
tell*
nah you cant google shit like that.. deep web way to go
...or don't tell him anything so he won't try to make a bomb?
The answer is some lye, saturated fat, glycerine, a few other household chemicals a pinch of sawdust ... Wait what ?
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Every time he says something, look from side to side and whisper "shhh, they might be listening".
Did you say yes?