Today, I got a new roommate. I thought he was pretty cool until he mentioned how everything around us was a conspiracy. Then he asked if I knew how to make a bomb. FML
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darwinism
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Every time he says something, look from side to side and whisper "shhh, they might be listening".
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sarah5745
| 41
Did you say yes?
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sarah5745
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Did you say yes?
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MeanBeagle
| 22
toilet paper tube + one stick of dynamite = boom
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peacheso
| 31
#19, You were doing so well. Until 20 came along.
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MeanBeagle
| 22
it was a king of the hill reference.
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JMichael
| 25
I feel I would take it too far and really mess with him. I'd tell him the government is covering up what really happened on 9/11. That it was really an alien invasion and a group of super heroes ended up saving the day. See if he's dumb enough to miss the movie reference and believe it.
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Jared900DUmpling
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Make sure he doesn't saw your head off while you sleep
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orbit
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No don't worry, he would make sure op is awake before he starts.
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KoalaLife
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And probably ask how to do it.
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darwinism
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Every time he says something, look from side to side and whisper "shhh, they might be listening".
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sayyestothedress
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Lol, now THAT would make OP roommate run for the hills!
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marleypuckpuck
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Run. Leave. Don't turn back.
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mikaellikestacos
| 14
But first call the cops
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avengers1214
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That sucks, OP. Maybe it'll get better.
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devildog562
| 33
Or maybe you'll be dead or worse .
Yes worse. Some things are worse then a quick painless death.
Yes worse. Some things are worse then a quick painless death.
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Ichiya
| 29
Such as a life without bacon.
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DaRito
| 25
This comment could technically be used for any FML, but it would still suck for all of them.
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mete_orito
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Make sure he is taking his medicine. ;-)
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DishnobFruitCum
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If he invites you to a picnic on the roof, don't you dare go.
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cakefete2
| 30
But the view, it's so lovely from up there.
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Faddyy6
| 17
ask him to google it..
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Faddyy6
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tell*
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aleyp63
| 13
nah you cant google shit like that.. deep web way to go
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garrett_8614
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...or don't tell him anything so he won't try to make a bomb?
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tony1891
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i can see believing everything is a conspiracy... but when someone asks if you know how to make a bomb...yep. Time for a new roommate
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devildog562
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The answer is some lye, saturated fat, glycerine, a few other household chemicals a pinch of sawdust ... Wait what ?