toilet paper tube + one stick of dynamite = boom

#19, You were doing so well. Until 20 came along.

it was a king of the hill reference.

I feel I would take it too far and really mess with him. I'd tell him the government is covering up what really happened on 9/11. That it was really an alien invasion and a group of super heroes ended up saving the day. See if he's dumb enough to miss the movie reference and believe it.

No don't worry, he would make sure op is awake before he starts.

And probably ask how to do it.

Lol, now THAT would make OP roommate run for the hills!

But first call the cops

Or maybe you'll be dead or worse . Yes worse. Some things are worse then a quick painless death.

Such as a life without bacon.

This comment could technically be used for any FML, but it would still suck for all of them.

But the view, it's so lovely from up there.

tell*

nah you cant google shit like that.. deep web way to go

...or don't tell him anything so he won't try to make a bomb?