Today, I finally found out why my husband is always so eager and happy to buy me whatever I am craving during my pregnancy. It's because it gives him an excuse to meet up with his mistress and have a quickie. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I learned that my insatiable appetite and sex drive is because I'm 5 months pregnant. I'm married to a woman. We had a threesome one drunken night. FML
Today, I realized why my husband had been seemingly wanting to improve our relationship by sending little texts throughout the day for the last couple of months, asking what I was doing. It was so he could find out when would be the best time to have his girlfriend over and cheat on me. FML
Today, my husband confessed his pregnancy fetish to me, and now wants me to wear a fake belly when we have sex. FML
Today, I found out why my fiancé has been treating me like garbage lately. He thought that me getting fed up and dumping him would save him the unpleasant task of having to confess to the affair he’s been having with his coworker. We’re expecting our baby girl in 4 months. FML
Today, after years of my wife having almost no sex drive, and always insisting on using protection, she suddenly craves unprotected sex like an alcoholic craves booze. I went through her phone and learned why. Yup, she's pregnant, cheated on me since day one, and her scummy side dick skipped town. FML
Today, I found out why my husband is suddenly uninterested in sex. Apparently one of the secretaries at work has finally turned 18, and it's pretty much an open secret among his coworkers that they fuck anywhere from 2 to 5 times a day. FML
Today, I am 10 weeks pregnant and my husband says he needs time for himself. This apparently means he will be romancing and sleeping with other women so he can "relax". FML
Today, my husband complained about my lack of sex drive. Gee, I wonder why, Mr. "Always comes first by humping for a whopping 30 seconds." FML
Today, my husband told me he was going to search from store to store in order to find my birthday gift. What was he really doing? His girlfriend. FML
Today, I came to found out that every time my husband told me that he was on "a work trip", he was actually cheating on me with some other bitch. FML
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XDsmileyDX_fml 24
Oh look, there's a nice curb with his name on it.
JOFreeman 13
The interesting part is how did you find out... But still definitely sucks...
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Comments (135)
melooters 11
Wow what a complete knob
Walshey93 10
How anyone could vote YDI to this is beyond me!!
kramona 17
What a pig.
jdcg116 10
From a man who's been through this with his own ex. I'm sorry you have to go through that. Stand tall, be proud and don't let the prick see you cry. His time will come.
Bubblez2009 15
make his life miserable... sorry for everything he put u thru specially now that u r expecting
skittyskatbrat 19
Well, time to do a few things. 1. Get tested for STDs. You're going to have a baby. Even if you were already tested, God only knows what that bastard passed on to you. Make sure any charges come straight out of his bank account. And let him know just what he might have done to the baby, too.. Be very graphic about this if you had an unidentified, untreated STD and gave birth.... some can be very nasty. 2. Get a lawyer, pronto. If you don't move fast you might find a lot of the bank account money missing.... And make sure the credit cards are canceled. Check them to see what he's spent on gifts for the girlfriend. Hopefully nothing, but leaving them active is an invitation to big trouble. At the very least, cancel them and get one that is ONLY in your name. 3. Let his parents know that they will be welcome to come to the hospital and see their grandbaby, but you'll have to ask them to not bring your soon-to-be-ex with them. Reasoning is simple...they're the grandparents. And you're pissed off, rightfully, at the douchebag. You don't need that sort of drama around a newborn or a new mama. This sucks so bad. Worst FML I've read in ages. So sorry to hear this!!!!!
Witchylady 18
Your husband is an ass. I hope you have people around you that can offer you support while you go through this difficult time.
Jonacon 8
wow.....
demonfacee 14
It's kinda sad that this guy is your husband. It's about time to get a divorce. You shouldn't be raising your kid with him.
worldclassrager 41
Leave him plan and simple