Intimacy: Today, I finally found out why my husband is always so eager...

By Anonymous - 07/11/2014 23:59 - Canada - Halifax

Today, I finally found out why my husband is always so eager and happy to buy me whatever I am craving during my pregnancy. It's because it gives him an excuse to meet up with his mistress and have a quickie. FML

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By Heidi Jeanette - 14/11/2017 01:30

Today, I learned that my insatiable appetite and sex drive is because I'm 5 months pregnant. I'm married to a woman. We had a threesome one drunken night. FML

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By woundedexwife - 16/01/2010 01:22 - United States

Today, I realized why my husband had been seemingly wanting to improve our relationship by sending little texts throughout the day for the last couple of months, asking what I was doing. It was so he could find out when would be the best time to have his girlfriend over and cheat on me. FML

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By U_U - 20/10/2013 19:20 - United States

Today, my husband confessed his pregnancy fetish to me, and now wants me to wear a fake belly when we have sex. FML

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By Cecilian - 06/03/2021 00:30

Today, I found out why my fiancé has been treating me like garbage lately. He thought that me getting fed up and dumping him would save him the unpleasant task of having to confess to the affair he’s been having with his coworker. We’re expecting our baby girl in 4 months. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/10/2018 03:00

Today, I found out why my husband is suddenly uninterested in sex. Apparently one of the secretaries at work has finally turned 18, and it's pretty much an open secret among his coworkers that they fuck anywhere from 2 to 5 times a day. FML

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By preggers with probs - 03/09/2018 14:30

Today, I am 10 weeks pregnant and my husband says he needs time for himself. This apparently means he will be romancing and sleeping with other women so he can "relax". FML

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By Undersexed - 14/09/2016 22:01 - United States - Washington

Today, my husband complained about my lack of sex drive. Gee, I wonder why, Mr. "Always comes first by humping for a whopping 30 seconds." FML

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By rozsrredd - 08/07/2014 05:41 - United States - Lancaster

Today, my husband told me he was going to search from store to store in order to find my birthday gift. What was he really doing? His girlfriend. FML

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By thisistypical - 14/09/2009 19:28 - United States

Today, I found out that the money my husband said he loaned to his "mother" actually went to the purchase of new lingerie for the woman he's cheating on me with. I just got the bill from the department store. FML

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By Whatthehell - 22/10/2017 05:00

Today, my husband's mistress purposely and dangerously induced her own labor so that she would have the baby on my birthday. Yes, I'm divorcing him. FML

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Saturday 8 November 2014 17:20

Oh look, there's a nice curb with his name on it.

JOFreeman 13

Saturday 8 November 2014 17:22

The interesting part is how did you find out... But still definitely sucks...

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missypetite 4

Saturday 8 November 2014 21:33

divorce!

Dro23 10

Saturday 8 November 2014 21:35

Sorry to hear that OP:( Dump him & don't let him get close to your kid.

acrawf350 9

Saturday 8 November 2014 21:37

Im so sorry OP.

sonnyrosa 32

Saturday 8 November 2014 21:53

I live in Nova Scotia... want me to curb stomp that asshole of a husband of yours? You deserve better sweetie

shepp626 11

Saturday 8 November 2014 22:03

There's a special place in hell for men like that

2Wing0Nut10 8

Saturday 8 November 2014 22:13

I'm so sorry!! I know what you're going through. Just know that it does get easier.

rocketiquette 20

Saturday 8 November 2014 22:15

Jesus Christ I could not imagine the pain and fury you are experiencing right now. I'm so sorry OP.

bkbrown01 3

Saturday 8 November 2014 22:21

Why the heck are there even people who are "liking" the "You deserve it"?!

KaterinaPatrova 10

Saturday 8 November 2014 22:26

I admire you for not murdering him because I sure would have.

DenverTyrrell 13

Saturday 8 November 2014 23:00

That is just so bad I can't even say, so sorry OP

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