Today, I sold my Xbox and Kinect to a guy. I forgot that sometimes I'd play Dance Central naked, and the Kinect would make videos. This guy now has videos of me, naked, badly dancing. FML
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pdHbq
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The strange things people do...
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edgestr
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Score for him if you're a girl and hot!
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pdHbq
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The strange things people do...
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edgestr
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I don't understand your picture. Can you explains it please?
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nigrice2
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FYL. Now he's gonna know you're a faggot.
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Pentium_4
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you'd think that if you recorded yourself dancing naked on your kinect, that that's the ONLY thing you'd think about everytime you look at your xbox...idk how you could forget that
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Muslimgal92
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Well let's hope he's not gay so he would delete those videos, if he is though you should expect to see your video on some gay porn site pretty soon:)
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khaya
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24- What does being gay have to do with the choice to upload the videos.
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Bobissmall
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I hope for OP's sake the guy is a good guy and deletes xD Straight or gay, that shit would be uploaded for lulz if they were mean.
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K_kanaka
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Wow I'm Can only imagine the dudes reaction wen he sees the video.
Buyer: Hmmmmm hey what this?
*opens
OP dancing naked
Buyer: 0.o WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?!
*BOOM!!! Buyer faints from seeing to much
Buyer: Hmmmmm hey what this?
*opens
OP dancing naked
Buyer: 0.o WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?!
*BOOM!!! Buyer faints from seeing to much
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xXxIracebethxXx
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I thought the "BOOM!!!" was your brain exploding from trying too hard, #35.
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McDonaldsworker
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lol What if the guy OP sold the xbox to sold it to some one else, wtf would they think, lol
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kansah
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Oh my god #35, I am perplexed as to why you aren't a comedian?????????????????
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PeytonBieda
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Because OP is a guy.
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meladuh
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Coz he was not funny at all
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Fiskerz
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Hmm I wonder what will pull up on my google search!:)
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KeyboardWarrior
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princessbellie
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Dance central doesn't save the videos...
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bamagrl410
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62 - that was the point. Sarcasm.
And if this guy is like most, he'll just delete the videos and never say another word about it. He probably wouldn't know what the hell to say.
And if this guy is like most, he'll just delete the videos and never say another word about it. He probably wouldn't know what the hell to say.
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BikeAllDay818
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It was a joke, relax.
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cinderella10383
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Jokes are meant to be funny
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ImInYourFACEbook
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OP-Your first mistake was selling your Xbox and Kinect! They are amazing! And your second mistake, well, I think you already know that.
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cfalen
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The videos don't save on the game, in order to see the video you had to share it online to your kinect account. So the buyer won't see them when he plays it...
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xoconnie
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WHY
why do u play naked that's soo weird bro!!!
why do u play naked that's soo weird bro!!!
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dompa2015
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QUEEF JUICE
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TheDrudgeChild
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Wait. Did you sell the hard drive too? The Kinect doesn't save videos to the device itself, just the hard drive.
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MilkmanPsycho
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The 1st Dance Central actually has Freestyle that can't be deleted unless you delete the save
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blushy
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the guy that has the xbox sent a fml and i moderated it after reading this one...it was the funniest shit ever
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angel_of_death55
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Lol
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edgestr
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Score for him if you're a girl and hot!
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chaoticxxxmess
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I hope OP isn't underage.
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edgestr
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Ya that would suck.....I didn't think of that.
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yahoowizard
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Not score if she starts getting spam called by him and/or sees the videos on the internet.
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melbournearsenal
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It's most likely going to be a guy, since girls don't usually have an Xbox
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khaya
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The post shows it's a guy.
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mattsgurl
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25-I'm a girl and I have an xbox, xbox 360, and a psp, so your comment means nothing.
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RochelleRedvines
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25 - That is where you're dead wrong, my friend. Xbox is awesome, and I'm a girl.
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Oasispetro1
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hes just saying more boys have xboxs but alot of girls do too
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mickypequi
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Disregarding what sex Is more likely to own an xbox, I do believe the OP has the universal "male" sign on his post.
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immaMonsta
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#25 I have Xbox 360, PS3, Wii, and some of the older gaming consoles as well and I'm a girl. Just saying.
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justin0562
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Hey
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The_Troller
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I think 25 was just saying that MOST people who play xbox are guys, not that ONLY guys play. Don't flame him for something that he tried to avoid saying.
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LaughinStock
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WHAT GIRLS PLAY GAMES?!?!? 0.o
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Awsumuzzie
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96, ones with vaginas. Are there other REAL girls out there?
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AmbrosiaWriter
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The point of the matter is that he said something that can be seen as having a sexist slant when he has no information or data to back him up other than "what he thinks." A lot of people still think boys are the majority in all gaming, but some surveys have shown that girls are actually starting to out-number boys in particular genres.
Would've been better not saying anything or actually looking at the OP to see what the gender is, since, you know, it's actually there.
Would've been better not saying anything or actually looking at the OP to see what the gender is, since, you know, it's actually there.
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metalflower01
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I had to school a boy on a long list of MMOs last night. I've been addicted to gaming since my first experience with the original Nintendo. I'm pretty sure last time I checked I had a vagina, and I think it was wearing a powerglove.
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twilightluvr101
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Wow way to be a sexist douch 25 I know a lot of girls who have/play xbox ohhh and op is a dude
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Fiskerz
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103 are you talking about farmville statistics?
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cinderella10383
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I play games I love battlefield and modern warfare any of them I love being a sniper and I'm good at it too
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maddienoelle
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He's a guy.
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ItsMe805
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Odds are your a guy gg
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MerrikBarbarian
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While yes, op is male (those who can read enough to see the male symbol will know that), maybe you want to get out of your room a bit if you think only guys own xboxes. I own an Xbox 360, wii, ps2, ps1, n64, snes, nes, and Atari in addition to a gaming computer... Do the math on how long that makes me a gamer. I'm also female. Try drop by a con now and then. While males still outnumber females.. In the past couple years it has been pretty damn close in attendance rates between genders.
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edgestr
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Ya last night when the comment was made the sex wasn't showing.
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soccerguy2
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well open is a guy. but we never know, maybe the buyer likes that stuff.
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bieberfreak18
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I have an xbox ...
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nonamericandolla
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It s a guy!
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GovernorGeneral
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fuck off you little weasel. im a girl and i play lots of video games. i have an xbox 360, wii, ds, and i play games on the computer all the time.
Hmph.
P.S. my favourite xbox game's assassins creed :3
Hmph.
P.S. my favourite xbox game's assassins creed :3
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devin12
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Because sniping is easier than fuck.
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kristena103
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A boy"
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bluebeau7
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Shut your mouth and make me a sandwhich.
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magnusb1
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Look at the gender sign top right -.-
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iceblue_fml
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I wish I had found a girl like that when I was younger. All my wife wants to do is watch tv!!
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Stallionstar15
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A ton of girls have an xbox i dont know what your thinking
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ontariowarrior
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Girls that usually play Video games are ugly, fat, and unpopular so ya... No offense. But it is true gaming is more of a guys thing so don't freak out on him saying that
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bartenderdude3
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Ok we get it girls play Xbox too, do we really have to argue over this?
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batwomen_fml
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I do. As do a lot of girls at my school.
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tinkrocks98
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#25 I have the xbox 360 , PS2, PS1, wii, gamecube, 3ds, dsi, and older consoles . You are completely wrong .
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pokewolfey
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Wrong wrong wrong. I happen to be a female who owns a 360, wii, 3ds, and gaming laptop. So please, let's not be so judge mental.
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Spyingcheeseman
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#38 why is your border blue if your a girl?
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Crazyforcheese
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It will be alright if you're a guy . But if you're a girl , good luck !
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AlaskaKid95
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I think you mixed that up.
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AlaskanEskimo34
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OP is a guy. So now a guy has naked videos of a guy dancing. That is just embarrassing.
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npnptracking
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#3, are you gay?
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Metal_Chick
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I think what crazyforcheese meant to say was that if op is a guy he will be alright if his videos end up online because no one will care much about seeing him naked and making it a big deal. But if op is a girl then good luck to her because if her videos make it online she will gain a bad reputation; because that is how bias people are when it comes to gender issues.
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salsa324
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Nice reply ubove????
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salsa324
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Above sorry and the ? Are supposed to be a thumbs up but I forgot not that type of app.
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juliahockey
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Fun game - never tried it naked though.
Sucks to be you OP, but maybe you shouldn't be naked in front of a camera :p
Sucks to be you OP, but maybe you shouldn't be naked in front of a camera :p
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chengy4191
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He is a guy look at the symbol -_-
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Buttsexpirate
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I guess you were shaking what your momma gave you OP!
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kelissa_fml
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This is like the only FML that has made me crack up. Yay for op. sounds like something I would do...
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alsgirl
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Ha! Shake that thang
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beastlybeauty
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Ha! shut up.
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McDonaldsworker
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Ha ha ha STFU abc zyx
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Yourheadache
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can't wait to see your video on youtube hahaha.
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CryMoreFMLs
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52 - Youtube would delete the videos though!
....Pornhub however....
....Pornhub however....
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Yourheadache
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true, i watch porntube all the time
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TylerOMFG
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Well. Hopefully he doesn't spread it on Facebook or anything.
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steviesnm
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I don't know why everyone is talking about Facebook and YouTube. Neither allow nudity.
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falon142012
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YouTube does, but you have to be 18 to watch it.
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cradle6
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Kinect doesn't take videos, just pictures.
And they are even deleted after each song.
And they are even deleted after each song.
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TylerOMFG
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53 - you never know considering all the pornography on Facebook I've seen, he'll just even talking to friends a out it.
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Pentium_4
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sorry OP but the "i agree, your life sucks" button should not exist for this FML
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NoobCommenter96
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Ouch,that really sucks. I feel sorry for you
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Dodge4x4Ram
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cccccccombo breaker
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borkchop1992
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that could be a new erotic way to turn on your boyfriend
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chaoticxxxmess
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OP is a guy. Might not have a boyfriend.
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slappinGoodtimes
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But he might have a boyfriend