Today, as I was walking to wash my hands after using the restroom, the guy walking away from the sink flicked water from his hands towards the floor. Water splashed all over my beige shorts. I had to walk back into class looking like I'd peed my pants. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I accidentally spilled water on my pants, and my crotch got soaked. To make things worse, I was in class at the time, and I had to walk home afterward. On top of that, I had to pass through a mall, and there were so many people staring at me the whole way. FML
Today, I peed myself in the dressing room after work when I sneezed. Someone else just walked in as I was trying to dry off my jeans with paper, and probably smelled that I had peed myself. FML
Today, I was on my way to class and it was muddy outside, so I slipped and it looks like I shit myself. I'm wearing white pants. FML
Today, I was at one of the urinals in a bathroom. A chubby kid goes to the urinal next to mine and starts peeing violently. Apparently, he was peeing so violently that it splashed onto my legs the whole time. I picked the wrong day to wear shorts. FML
Today, I was in a public bathroom, when a little boy walked in and he had an 'accident'. He asked if I could help him clean it up, so I decided to help. I started to walk to him to assist him. That's when I walked straight into the pee and slipped. My whole back was covered in pee. FML
Today, while returning from a class, I stopped to use the bathroom. While in said bathroom, someone threw a chip bag filled with piss water into the stall I was using. FML
Today, I chose to wear khaki dress pants to class to look professional. I was in the hallway when one of my professors pulled me aside to ask if I was feeling well. Apparently, the dryer had "eaten" my pants and made a large brown stain on the butt, making it look like I had crapped myself. FML
Today, I spilled water on the front of my pants right before a meeting so I tried drying them with the hand dryer in the bathroom. A coworker walked in just as I was awkwardly squatting in front of the machine. FML
Today, I realized why "Stay off the grass" signs were all over campus. I cut through the grass on my way to my next class and tripped over a sprinkler head, breaking it off and soaking myself in muddy water. I had to sit through a 4-hour lecture with wet, muddy clothes. FML
Today, I went to get blood and urine tests done before work. As I was attempting to aim into the cup, I lost balance and slipped. I ended up peeing on my sleeves and my pants. I was late for work and I smelled like pee. FML
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itssnotfunny 24
Wouldn't they be in specks though? If anything it would look like your pee rebounded off the urinal onto your shorts.
swervelol 28
Why do guys do this? Use a paper towel. Every time I have to clean the men's bathroom at work there is water everywhere from the hand flicking when there is paper towels right next to the sink!
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itssnotfunny 24
Wouldn't they be in specks though? If anything it would look like your pee rebounded off the urinal onto your shorts.
RichardPencil 32
Water flicked toward the ground made what really looked like a pee stain? Nice try. Incontinent people shouldn't wear beige or white pants.
swervelol 28
Why do guys do this? Use a paper towel. Every time I have to clean the men's bathroom at work there is water everywhere from the hand flicking when there is paper towels right next to the sink!
Jeanne Bernard 9
well, do you consider the impact wasting all of those paper towels has on the environment
raven_of_azarath 35
Well, did you consider all the harmful mold that could grow from water seeping into the floor?
nyanara 11
Well, you could flick your hands into the sink and not on the floor. Problem solved
raven_of_azarath 35
Well, did you consider the harmful mold that could grow from water seeping into the floor?
species4872 20
Well, did you consider that it's because they're ******* lazy.
PtCaboose 21
Idk about everyone else, but I do it so I don't need to use as much paper
BananEnigma 24
I flick water INTO THE SINK and then use a small piece of the paper towel to dry the rest... I do NOT flick the water at the floor or other people, or anywhere else that is not -the sink-.... and it's not done in such a way that water gets absolutely everywhere. Maybe this guy had a literal handful of water right before flicking it towards OP, and that left a massive water stain... who knows. People are selfish, lazy, and useless... ?
BananEnigma 24
Question mark is not supposed to be there. Ignore. x
Nfwdude 4
"You ain't cool unless you pee you pants" - Billy Madison.
lukcy_basartd 11
"....All the kids my age are doing it, it's the coolest!" "If peeing your pants is cool, consider me Miles Davis."
Manual_Manoosy 21
Just turn the shorts around next time.