Miscellaneous: Today, as I was walking to wash my hands after using the restroom,...

By meep - 16/03/2017 00:00

Today, as I was walking to wash my hands after using the restroom, the guy walking away from the sink flicked water from his hands towards the floor. Water splashed all over my beige shorts. I had to walk back into class looking like I'd peed my pants. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/04/2021 21:00 - Finland

Today, I peed myself in the dressing room after work when I sneezed. Someone else just walked in as I was trying to dry off my jeans with paper, and probably smelled that I had peed myself. FML

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By mud - 29/11/2019 05:00 - United States - Raleigh

Today, I was on my way to class and it was muddy outside, so I slipped and it looks like I shit myself. I'm wearing white pants. FML

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By Dinho - 15/05/2009 21:22 - United States

Today, I was in a public bathroom, when a little boy walked in and he had an 'accident'. He asked if I could help him clean it up, so I decided to help. I started to walk to him to assist him. That's when I walked straight into the pee and slipped. My whole back was covered in pee. FML

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By Zahkrii - 26/12/2018 16:00

Today, while returning from a class, I stopped to use the bathroom. While in said bathroom, someone threw a chip bag filled with piss water into the stall I was using. FML

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By wurtabang - 09/02/2010 05:27 - United States

Today, I was at one of the urinals in a bathroom. A chubby kid goes to the urinal next to mine and starts peeing violently. Apparently, he was peeing so violently that it splashed onto my legs the whole time. I've picked the wrong day to wear shorts. FML

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By coolchicka05 - 06/10/2009 08:28 - United States

Today, I chose to wear khaki dress pants to class to look professional. I was in the hallway when one of my professors pulled me aside to ask if I was feeling well. Apparently, the dryer had "eaten" my pants and made a large brown stain on the butt, making it look like I had crapped myself. FML

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By clumsy - 26/11/2015 05:35 - United States - Warrenton

Today, I realized why "Stay off the grass" signs were all over campus. I cut through the grass on my way to my next class and tripped over a sprinkler head, breaking it off and soaking myself in muddy water. I had to sit through a 4-hour lecture with wet, muddy clothes. FML

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By PeedMaPants - 16/08/2016 00:04 - United Kingdom - Meopham

Today, I started my first day at work. When I used the bathroom, I thought I was peeing into the bowl but it was actually leaking out. My pants kindly cleaned up the mess. FML

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By Peepants - 03/03/2016 23:03 - United States - Huntsville

Today, I really had to pee during one of my college lectures. I finally worked up the nerve to leave the room while he was lecturing, and ran frantically to the bathroom. Once in there, the urge intensified to the point I couldn't hold it. I peed my pants while standing in the bathroom. FML

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By Woody - 06/10/2018 14:00 - United States - Salt Lake City

Today, I went to take a dump at work, but the last person in the stall didn't flush. As I flushed for him, the shitty water splashed on my face. Some went in my mouth. FML

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itssnotfunny 24

Thursday 16 March 2017 0:08

Wouldn't they be in specks though? If anything it would look like your pee rebounded off the urinal onto your shorts.

swervelol 28

Thursday 16 March 2017 0:37

Why do guys do this? Use a paper towel. Every time I have to clean the men's bathroom at work there is water everywhere from the hand flicking when there is paper towels right next to the sink!

Comments

itssnotfunny 24

Thursday 16 March 2017 0:08

Wouldn't they be in specks though? If anything it would look like your pee rebounded off the urinal onto your shorts.

RichardPencil 30

Thursday 16 March 2017 0:10

Water flicked toward the ground made what really looked like a pee stain? Nice try. Incontinent people shouldn't wear beige or white pants.

swervelol 28

Thursday 16 March 2017 0:37

Why do guys do this? Use a paper towel. Every time I have to clean the men's bathroom at work there is water everywhere from the hand flicking when there is paper towels right next to the sink!

Jeanne Bernard 9

Thursday 16 March 2017 1:04

well, do you consider the impact wasting all of those paper towels has on the environment

raven_of_azarath 34

Thursday 16 March 2017 4:54

Well, did you consider all the harmful mold that could grow from water seeping into the floor?

nyanara 11

Friday 17 March 2017 4:52

Well, you could flick your hands into the sink and not on the floor. Problem solved

raven_of_azarath 34

Thursday 16 March 2017 4:55

Well, did you consider the harmful mold that could grow from water seeping into the floor?

species4872 19

Thursday 16 March 2017 5:14

Well, did you consider that it's because they're ******* lazy.

PtCaboose 21

Thursday 16 March 2017 12:10

Idk about everyone else, but I do it so I don't need to use as much paper

BananEnigma 24

Saturday 18 March 2017 18:57

I flick water INTO THE SINK and then use a small piece of the paper towel to dry the rest... I do NOT flick the water at the floor or other people, or anywhere else that is not -the sink-.... and it's not done in such a way that water gets absolutely everywhere. Maybe this guy had a literal handful of water right before flicking it towards OP, and that left a massive water stain... who knows. People are selfish, lazy, and useless... ?