Today, I finally discovered the reason my front room smelt funny. My dog, thinking the Christmas tree was real, has been peeing on it for the past two weeks. FML
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Today, after weeks of looking for the source of an awful smell in our house, I found out our dog has been climbing over our loft banister, into the attic, and shitting. There were over twenty mounds. It took me almost four hours to clean up, and it still stinks. FML
Today, I noticed that my two cats have been urinating on my Christmas tree skirt more frequently than in their litter box. I've tried to get them to stop, but I don't know how. FML
Today, we learned that our dog can run and urinate simultaneously. The entire house smells like piss. FML
Today, my dog took a dump beside the air intake for our furnace. The house now smells like dog crap. FML
Today, I woke up to a horrible smell only to realize that my dog had peed all over my leg cast during the night. I can't get another one because the closest doctors are all on Christmas vacation. Guess this is an early Christmas present from my dog. FML
Today, I followed my neighbor's advice and sprayed Sprite on my Christmas tree because it will "make it live longer." I just came downstairs to find my Christmas tree covered in ants. FML
Today, I found dog poop in my room that had probably been there for days. My girlfriend, who was watching the house, said she didn't realize it was there, because she thought it was the smell of her own farts. FML
Today, for the first time ever, my family bought a real Christmas tree instead of using our old fake one. Today, I also found out I'm allergic to Christmas trees. My family won't get rid of it because they paid so much for it and intend to "get their money's worth". FML
Today, I bought a UV light so I could detect cat pee, since I was sure my cat was relieving herself on the carpet. I decided to try it out in the living room first. Nearly half the room lit up like a Christmas tree. FML
Today, I was going for a walk and I kept smelling pee wherever I went. After about an hour, I finally figured out that the smell was me. My dog had peed on my sweatshirt. FML
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Silent_Harmony 3
You can't recognise what dog pee smells like? I can't believe it took you that long to notice...
Finch69 0
I used to work at a dog grooming place and we would put a tree up every year. My boss finally changed it to a fake tree since the dogs would use it as a toilet...but with the fake tree, we never had any troubles since there was no scent.
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Comments (47)
QWERTYCommander 5
YDI for buying a fake tree.
kujo7 0
what's wrong with your nose
dRose22 0
Your dog should be able to tell from the scent that your christmas tree was fake.
teiso_fml 0
The tree being real has nothing to do with it. He's just marking his territory! (I assume it's a he, since males tend to do the whole "mark their territory" thing.)
FarSide 23
Maybe it was the smelt you smelled, dumbass.
Wii624 5
Hmm explain to me again why im not a dog person at all. CATS FTW!!!!!!!!!!!!
sexpanther10 0
It took you two weeks to realize a dog was peeing in your room?
sexpanther10 0
#38, cats are useless. Where is your cat gonna be when your stuck in a well?... in the living room scratching the sofa. A dog... fetching a rope to rescue you.
dangletsbang21 0
#40 there's no way a dog is actually gonna rescue you from a well not all dogs are lassie dip shit :)
barraCUDA28 0
I feel you! for about a week we couldn't figure out where the smell was coming from until I crawled behind the tree and realized my cat had been peeing on the skirt. it smelled different on tree skirt than regular pee.