Today, I kindly asked my crazy roommate to move out. She answered by stuffing raw hamburger meat down all the drains in the apartment. FML
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enonymous
| 8
It's like Easter egg hunt with meat!! Measter!
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Im2Handsom
| 1
Shove a potato in her muffler.
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Ballzdeepinya
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First
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foodlord
| 5
Where did she get it all?!
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bemylove123
| 9
I'm guessing the grocery store.
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FYLDeep
| 25
She slaughtered a cow in the bathtub and ran it through a meat grinder in the kitchen.
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Freeze_fml
| 16
Raw hamburger meat usually derives from cows.
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boofgall
| 16
She sounds psychotic. Kick her out fast!
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s0m3guy2010
| 21
14- Does that mean that KFC is looking for a new mascot?
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kcircuses
| 1
30-no they aren't because KFC is chicken not cow
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s0m3guy2010
| 21
30- This is getting off topic, but you realize that the KFC mascot is a cow holding a sign that's says "eat more chicken" right?
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s0m3guy2010
| 21
that says*
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s0m3guy2010
| 21
Sorry 39. I was thinking of Chik-Fil-A. In my exhaustion, I got the two confused.
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zombicidal
| 11
colonel Sanders is actually a cow that tried to lead a war against other livestock and decided to start with chicken true story
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boofgall
| 16
Is it just me, or was # 30, 40, 41, and 43 all a conversation to themself?
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badluckalex
| 23
the other comment (s) are either moderated or later in the comment section. either way im too lazy to check lol
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enonymous
| 8
It's like Easter egg hunt with meat!! Measter!
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KoolKidFly
| 0
New public holiday. Tell Obama!!
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KoolKidFly
| 0
New public holiday. Tell Obama!!
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KoolKidFly
| 0
New public holiday. Tell Obama!!
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KoolKidFly
| 0
New public holiday. Tell Obama
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CalCommando
| 6
Collect them all! And if you don't your house will smell like shit!
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ShakeMeDown
| 12
Nope.
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lol_ironic_life
| 9
I almost thought this FML was leading to her stuffing raw meat down someone's throat. 0_0 Then yes she would've been even more crazy!
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markrs
| 0
I like raw meat down my troat........................
How else do I eat sushi?
How else do I eat sushi?
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AshleighNason
| 24
lol
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heathz
| 9
hey OP look on the bright side, at least she didn't stuff it down your throat!!
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SkoomaKi
| 25
Actually, that would be better. I feel hungry now :(
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ambamm135
| 7
Oh god the house must have had a putrid stench sorry op
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Im2Handsom
| 1
Shove a potato in her muffler.
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NotMuchLuck
| 0
Boil'em, Mash'em, Stick'em in a stew
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noobgang7
| 5
Pour sugar in her gas tank
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You_Need_Soap
| 6
Dildo, it's stick a dildo in the tailpipe.
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Thizzkidsgotgame
| 7
Its best not to f*ck with crazy people. Just get her outta there. And tell her to take her meat with her.
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bemylove123
| 9
What a waste of perfectly good food.
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cntryiscntrywide
| 0
I'd kindly kick her ass, and shove her face in the meat.
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False_Stupidity
| 41
Is there a way to kick someone's arse kindly?
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heathz
| 9
oh...didn't notice someone else made a comment about " meat being stuffed down the throat" my bad!! :o)
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KJON
| 0
Let me have a taste