Today, I finally discovered the reason my front room smelt funny. My dog, thinking the Christmas tree was real, has been peeing on it for the past two weeks. FML
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Today, after weeks of looking for the source of an awful smell in our house, I found out our dog has been climbing over our loft banister, into the attic, and shitting. There were over twenty mounds. It took me almost four hours to clean up, and it still stinks. FML
Today, I noticed that my two cats have been urinating on my Christmas tree skirt more frequently than in their litter box. I've tried to get them to stop, but I don't know how. FML
Today, we learned that our dog can run and urinate simultaneously. The entire house smells like piss. FML
Today, my dog took a dump beside the air intake for our furnace. The house now smells like dog crap. FML
Today, I woke up to a horrible smell only to realize that my dog had peed all over my leg cast during the night. I can't get another one because the closest doctors are all on Christmas vacation. Guess this is an early Christmas present from my dog. FML
Today, I followed my neighbor's advice and sprayed Sprite on my Christmas tree because it will "make it live longer." I just came downstairs to find my Christmas tree covered in ants. FML
Today, I found dog poop in my room that had probably been there for days. My girlfriend, who was watching the house, said she didn't realize it was there, because she thought it was the smell of her own farts. FML
Today, for the first time ever, my family bought a real Christmas tree instead of using our old fake one. Today, I also found out I'm allergic to Christmas trees. My family won't get rid of it because they paid so much for it and intend to "get their money's worth". FML
Today, I bought a UV light so I could detect cat pee, since I was sure my cat was relieving herself on the carpet. I decided to try it out in the living room first. Nearly half the room lit up like a Christmas tree. FML
Today, I was going for a walk and I kept smelling pee wherever I went. After about an hour, I finally figured out that the smell was me. My dog had peed on my sweatshirt. FML
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Silent_Harmony 3
You can't recognise what dog pee smells like? I can't believe it took you that long to notice...
Finch69 0
I used to work at a dog grooming place and we would put a tree up every year. My boss finally changed it to a fake tree since the dogs would use it as a toilet...but with the fake tree, we never had any troubles since there was no scent.
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Comments (47)
Pinaymix 0
Give that dog a bone.
Shizzlator 3
Nuke it from orbit.
jahaady 0
unless your hammering precious metals, you didn't "smelt" anything.
FarSide 23
Hammering and smelting are incongruous numnutz.
Finch69 0
I used to work at a dog grooming place and we would put a tree up every year. My boss finally changed it to a fake tree since the dogs would use it as a toilet...but with the fake tree, we never had any troubles since there was no scent.
foodfood 3
ICKY dog. wouldnt you check under the tree?
Erindub 0
YDI for celebrating Xmas. I hate the holidays!
emseeaich 0
are you serious. loser. you probably have no friends
Mzzangel 0
your dog thought a fake tree was real?.... well you definately didn't get the pick of the litter now did you
MitillizOO 0
I can't believe that it took you a while to notice your dog pee on the Christmas tree! I hope you throw out the Xmas tree instead of keep it in the house for while.
FortuneFaded 0
Oh man, that's disgusting. However, I think I would have noticed straight with my own dog!
snafu57 1
since it was a fake tree, the dog used fake piss. that's why the op didn't place it right away. it's beginning to smell a lot like dog piss..... cmon, everybody join in!
Nugget_7193 0
my dog does the same thing!