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By Anonymous - 19/04/2012 04:46 - United States - Sparks

Today, I finally asked some friends to read the beginning of a novel that I'd been slaving away at. One of them said it was the literary equivalent of aquarium gravel. Another asked if I'd been sniffing boot polish while writing it. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/04/2014 07:17 - United States - Rapid City

Today, my teenage son gave me the completed manuscript of the novel he's been working on for 4 years. Surprised and excited that he showed so much dedication to something, I volunteered to read it. I'm only on page 16 and it's absolute drivel, with grammar that makes my eyes bleed. Only 281 pages to go. FML

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By bad poet - 02/12/2013 01:57 - United States - Millerton

Today, my boyfriend asked me to write him a poem, as I am an avid writer. Happily, I agreed. After hours of working, I proudly presented it to him. He read it, laughed, and said, "No babe, I meant a real poem." Maybe I should rethink my career choice. FML

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Booksmart

By Angry Bookworm - 28/12/2022 09:00

Today, my biggest form of entertainment of the week was when I read a blunt, scathing, brutally honest review of an absolutely horrible book I read a few days ago. I need a life. And better books. And friends with better tastes in books. And a bonfire to toss this book into. FML

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By yudencow - 18/09/2019 18:00

Today, I showed my parents the latest excerpt from my first book. It's about narratology. My dad thought I was writing about meat. He read "peaks and valleys" as "pork and veal." FML

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By WishIWasAWriter - 08/09/2011 18:03 - United Kingdom

Today, I bought a book by a #1 bestselling author, hoping it would distract me from having my manuscript rejected, as well as learn what made their book so successful. Now I realize I need to say stuff like, "I wish I had great boobs (hehe... boobs)" to get my works published. FML

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By technicallywroteabook - 21/08/2015 05:15 - United States - Grapevine

Today, I turned in an essay about a book I'd read over the summer. My teacher later called me to her desk and began to gush about how interesting the book sounded and asked to borrow my copy. The book I wrote about isn't real, and the main characters are named after my childhood pets. FML

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By Apparently not a writer - 20/02/2013 16:36 - United States - Hockessin

Today, I uploaded the first chapter of my best writing yet to a popular writing website. After ten minutes, I was thrilled to already see one review and five comments. Each comment was telling me to immediately delete the story because of how horrible it was. The rating was half a star. FML

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We got a reader!

By Anonymous - 28/09/2012 05:18 - United States - Hobbs

Today, my new boyfriend came over to my apartment for the first time. Up until now I thought he was great, but when he spotted the book I'm currently reading next to my couch, he uttered the immortal question, "Why do you read?" FML

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By snappyPi - 28/01/2011 06:21

Today, I wrote a poem and was very proud of it. I showed it to my mom. After reading it, her response was, "What is this shit?" FML

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The early bird gets the worm!

By WhatADickens - 20/01/2018 19:00

Today, after working on my novel for two years, I found out that another book has recently been published with an almost identical plot. I was going to submit it to a publisher in two days. FML

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Thursday 19 April 2012 11:55

But aquarium gravel is tough and gritty! If your novel is a mystery, I think that was a great compliment. Wait a second...it's also really disgusting and slimy and smells like dead fish...

ycrem0n 21

Thursday 19 April 2012 12:00

Aquarium gravel? Sniffing boot polish? In that case, I suggest you write erotic literature instead..

Comments

rubberduckie94 13

Thursday 19 April 2012 13:26

Raymond carver was an older person before anyone paid attention to him. As he said sometimes lightening just strikes. Keep writing it will happen one day.

jacquesromualdez 12

Thursday 19 April 2012 13:31

May i ask if i can read the said novel? Hmm.

artisticninja713 13

Thursday 19 April 2012 13:47

It didn't stop Stephanie Meier did it?

ssnowywinter 0

Friday 20 April 2012 20:19

For future reference, if you plan on mocking someone, at least spell their name right.

paschale 7

Thursday 19 April 2012 14:10

**** em if they don't appreciate your genius!

KaelaKhaotic 5

Thursday 19 April 2012 14:18

Like they really know what good literature is. Don't listen to them. They have no idea what they're talking about.

Levvy 22

Thursday 19 April 2012 15:35

Oh, you read it and know these people, then? Unless this is the case: Hollow reassurance is nicer than nonconstructive criticism, but less honest and equally useless.

docscientist 9

Thursday 19 April 2012 14:49

Are your friends bitter English majors perhaps?

bertman21 5

Thursday 19 April 2012 14:49

At least they were honest. Imagine if you brought it to a publisher and they told you the same.

perdix 29

Thursday 19 April 2012 14:56

I'm guessing you plagiarized "Ulysses." All you need is to find a few pretentious lunatics to proclaim you a "genius," and the rest of us will be bullied into reading your claptrap.

IacobucciB 0

Thursday 19 April 2012 15:25

I can't write for crap either, so don' t feel alone.

Levvy 22

Thursday 19 April 2012 15:33

On the bright side, at least you have friends you can trust to give honest criticism. If they say they like what you produce, you can trust they mean it.