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By What? - / Thursday 19 April 2012 01:15 / United States - Needham
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By  Pentium_4  |  26

they're making you feel uncomfortable...but if you were to step in and say "do what?" then it would flip and they'd all be embarrassed and be uncomfortable.

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  WaSiSimiLang  |  8

OP definitely farted... Just like in one of those 6teen cartoon episodes... The one when Jude stole Ron the rental cop's thermal infrared goggles so he could see the farts which escapes people throughout the mall! I bet op's co worker was wearing one of those, skulking around and just happened to pick up a crimson red trail which led to op... "captain! We've found something!" "affirmative, put it on visual..." "yessir! Definitely our target, what do we do now?" "we do what we are born to do... Move out soldier! To coordinates 17, 8, 13" "aye sir!" ---30mins later--- "sir, we've lost signals! This one's an evasive shit ass source..." "mind your mouth private! What about smells?" "Negative, sir! Visuals are picking up nothing, except heat signatures from the microwave and coffee-maker!" "well, we did what we could. Well done soldier! Back to base! Wait till I tell the others what we saw during our golf games... The press sure is gonna have a field day with this..."

By  Sing_Along  |  7

Dude that sucks. Make sure you stop picking your nose at work then!

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  WaSiSimiLang  |  8

Interesting... I'm gonna act stupid here so I can see more thumbs down on a thumbed down thread, to make the thumb down streak a bit longer... Whassoooeeewwwwwhhhooooosssssaaaaaaaaaaa! Speneodcushwodxicjslxocosnwcagaucodejcpmdneslslsjbdkcd Yeah, stop digging your nose! Eeeewww that's do gross... Thanks!

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  ladyLALAA  |  28

Haha, me too I say "Geez guys if you think that's good I could tell you some better ones!" It usually shuts a few up, the other try to make something up.

By  Pentium_4  |  26

they're making you feel uncomfortable...but if you were to step in and say "do what?" then it would flip and they'd all be embarrassed and be uncomfortable.

By  sammy_mojo  |  7

That's kinda creepy that this person was just following you like that...and you didn't notice? Watch your back OP! Perhaps you're unaware of a violent twitch that happens in your arm when you walk?

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