By anon - 29/08/2012 04:52 - United States - York

Today, I was giving a tour of my boat to a man who seemed interested in purchasing it. Everything was going great. That is, until, the motor stopped running in the middle of the ocean. FML
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Achall91 17

Something tells me you still own a boat...

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Driveshaft 5

Two best days in boat owners life: 1. The day he buys his boat. 2. The day he sells it.

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Achall91 17

Something tells me you still own a boat...

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Krirn 21

The last sentence of the FML?

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xlord 27

My god Sherlock, he's done it. Get #2 a detectives badge and his own show right away!!!

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ant1078 7

#24...if youre so smart how'd you fail to realize #2's name is Sophie which at first glance should translate to being a girl.

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MDTeddy 13

He didn't know the motor was going to go. Also, that might be the only problem. Someone would still buy it.

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oreily12 23

What if it's just a lack off fuel? Don't mean it's broke

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wildsweetchild 19

More like the boat still owns him. :)

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DespairFaction 11

Someone should make a movie about this. They are stranded in the ocean and one of them turns to cannibalism because neither of them can catch a fish then the coast guard shows up.

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dcats 13

Because the buyer was eaten

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trqskq 14

Use that as a selling point. Tell him it encourages you to exercise by making you swim all the way back to shore.

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OhDearBetrayal 25

Or tell him that you planned for the boat to stop so that you can make sure he knows what to do in an emergency.

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Driveshaft 5

Two best days in boat owners life: 1. The day he buys his boat. 2. The day he sells it.

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reallytho3 11

Amen lol

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boating_guy 33

ain't dat the truth

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Drigr 9

Myth. My dad sold our boat during his midlife crisis and has regretted it ever since. To the point where he is currently looking for a new boat.

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noonenoeone 22

It's wasn't your boat, it was your father's boat. You own no part of the boat.

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spekledworf 18

You beat me to it!

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Drigr 9

50 - And my dad, the one who BOUGHT the boat, is also the one who regrets selling it. Dumbshit.

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onlychildFTW 33

Why do people always get so hostile on here? And why can't people read and understand a comment before commenting on it...

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tmaq973 7

So you were aBOAT to sell your boat to him, but then the motor stopped? That sucks, OP.

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dinorider_fml 4

OP must be drowning in misery

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XtraEzeee 8

Oh ship, you guys are good.

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thethingy 6

Does he still want the boat?

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deBlobX 12

I'm pretty sure he does, I'm pretty sure he does...

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musicluvr2000 11

Cuz everyone wants a boat with a broken motor.

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KiddNYC1O 20

Well, put yourself in the buyer's shoes...

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geraldthelion 15

Bad luck Anon.

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drunkandfml 11

I get used to reading OP so much I read anon as OP on this comment

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dashizam 10

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

Show it anyway
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snowfox_fml 10

It's kill or be killed

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snowfox_fml 10

There's always next time..

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supportcommand 17

Just tell him it's on stealth mode. So you can sneak up on the fish.

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