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By loving wife / Sunday 21 April 2013 10:20 / Australia - Sydney
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  NagainaFier  |  16

At LEAST 6 weeks. For twins, I'd say even more: even if OP did have a c section. Shit gets tore up ._. Sorry your husband is so insensitive that you just produced new lives and might, ya know, want to rest a while.

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  wjh100  |  13

hate to disagree here, but though op has every right to say no, there's more options than just vaginal intercourse that didnt get fucked over by a watermelon. :p

By  hoffmanam  |  13

now he is going to have an affair

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  gribbles  |  12

No, not all men who are turned down by their wives resort to cheating. But OP probably would since he assumed said wife was having an affair 10 days after giving birth.

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  ntd309  |  14

No sex in 10 days??? That's fucked up on OPs part!!

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  cluch3  |  20

What the fuck kind of person are you? When you give birth, you cant have sex for at least six weeks. Then again youre probably one of the sex crazed people who dosent care who they get pregnant or who got gou pregnant.

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  Blackphoenix  |  9

Erm most twins are around 4-6 pounds, 7 if they are big. I think 10 pounds would be a record.

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107- WORLD RECORD. SOMEONE CALL GUINNESS.

By  perdix  |  29

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  AshBash2211  |  14

Ummm and what does she get? How come he's the only one who gets some? I'm sure it's safe to assume with newborn twins she's exhausted and would rather sleep than sexually please her man, especially when she gets nothing in return. If he wants something that bad he's got a hand...

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  perdix  |  29

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  AshBash2211  |  14

What I'm trying to get at is why is it "new daddy" that's the only one who gets to be happy in that way. It's so selfish! I'm a female who quite enjoys "sucky sucky" but after giving birth to two babies who keep you up all night no, I don't feel that would be my #1 priority. He can wait 6 weeks just like she has to and they can both be happy.

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  AshBash2211  |  14

Oh yeah and "she doesn't need to sleep 24/7" I have a friend with month old twins... She needs to sleep whenever she gets the chance. When one isn't up, the other one is.

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  perdix  |  29

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  AshBash2211  |  14

Not only that, she doesn't need sexual satisfaction to be an interested mother... Why does everyone look over the fact that women get sexually frustrated too?? I can speak from experience!

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  KLeePrice  |  11

After accusing her of cheating, the only thing he deserves is a slap across the face, not a bj. And another slap for being dumb enough to think she can have sex during the healing process.

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  perdix  |  29

#57, I agree that accusing of her is cheating is extremely stupid. I hope she did cheat nine months ago, otherwise those kids are already saddled with 50% Dummy DNA.

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  perdix  |  29

#47, you'd be wrong. If he were injured down there, I'd go to bat for the idea that he needs to find an alternate way to pleasure her rather than wait unitl his genitals heal.

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  Axipiter  |  24

I can't believe how serious this thread got. As soon as I started reading it, all the noise in my appartment suddenly stopped. It was pretty intense, I'm glad it's over.

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  SlapAndTickle  |  20

If new dad needs blow jobs to be more interested in their own kids then he needs to keep it in his pants until he has figured out to be a real man. My husband made sure I was healed and let me decide when I was ready to have sex again. (5 months). Did he cry about it? No. Going through the whole process is not just abouy popping a baby out and it's done. There's a lot of mental things too. Of course you don't understand this because you are a boy.

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  80skid  |  15

Any loser who resents his own infant children because hi wife won't give him a blowjob due to exhaustion from giving birth to TWO babies doesn't really deserve to have a dick in the first place.

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  NagainaFier  |  16

Guys. It's Perdix. He was joking. There's no need for hurt feels.

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  SlapAndTickle  |  20

What the heck are you reading? Could have fooled me. He's defending his comment tooth and nail.

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  killerkiss92  |  8

Actually, he's making this an even bigger joke then what he first said. He is only providing us with more laughs and making a fool out of you. Besides, after a while, you can tell he was joking because he was agreeing with other people about how much of a jerk ops husband is.

By  melkymac101  |  17

Have sex before he leaves!!! B

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  Blackphoenix  |  9

Not every guy just cares about sex. I waited 3 months after my fiancée had one baby because that's when she felt comfortable again. Having a baby is exhausting, it took me a month to get used to it.

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  melkymac101  |  17

I know that I just wanted to see how many negative votes I would get

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