By milksquad - 28/07/2017 10:37

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Today, I went on a Tinder date with a hot British guy. He spent 90% of the date talking about his ex, but I invited him back to my place anyway. He came after 20 minutes of foreplay then left without even offering to get me off. FML
I agree, your life sucks 5 085
You deserved it 8 030

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milksquad 10

OP here! This is my second FML to get published this week, either I'm on a roll or my life is just really shitty lol. I was pretty bitter when I posted this but in hindsight, yeah, it was a pretty stupid decision. Looks (and a cute accent) aren't everything I suppose! I guess I was more surprised that he left so abruptly. Like, he came and then put on his clothes and walked out with barely a goodbye. I've had meaningless Tinder hookups in the past and they were always at least nice about it. I guess those were just flukes. Definitely learned my lesson!

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skippydoda 32
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He spent most of the date not focused on you and you expected him to not be selfish in bed... YDI.

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CrusnikRoxas 20
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...Why would you invite a guy like that back to your place? xD OP, you need to respect yourself a little more! You deserve better than that, and I'm sure you can get better than that. :3 Just...you know, try to get with people who want to actually be in your company?

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skippydoda 32
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He spent most of the date not focused on you and you expected him to not be selfish in bed... YDI.

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CrusnikRoxas 20
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...Why would you invite a guy like that back to your place? xD OP, you need to respect yourself a little more! You deserve better than that, and I'm sure you can get better than that. :3 Just...you know, try to get with people who want to actually be in your company?

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KrDizzy 16
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Believe it or not, but some people don't use Tinder to find serioius relationships...

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CrusnikRoxas 20
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I know that xD But from the sounds of it, that was what OP was looking for - otherwise she wouldn't have complained about him not paying attention, right?

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milksquad 10

I'll admit, I wasn't looking for a commitment or even a second date (he was due to head back to London the next week) but it would have been nice if he'd at least stuck around to cuddle for a few minutes afterward!

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WCARlover 34
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What a plot twist, a guy who didn't seem interested in pleasing you during a date, didn't seem interested in pleasing you in bed.

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RichardPencil 30
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At the climax, did he go all Paul Revere on you? “The British are coming! The British are coming!”

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Talented73 54
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Wham, bam, thank you ma'am! YDI

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RichardPencil 30
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I don’t think she got the “thank you.”

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Lalala579121 27
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Or the wham and bam.

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lucasjames22 8
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he spent most of the date talking about another woman and yet you decided yo have sex with him? I don't get it. ydi

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Lobby_Bee 17

Good looks can disrupt good judgements.

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SpaceToast 24

This does suck and all, but your sucky date sort of foreshadowed this activity. Learn and grow OP.

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Mungolikecandy 19

Why invite a man back when he is hung up on his ex and appears to have shown minimal interest in you?

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Mungolikecandy 19

Why invite a man back when he is hung up on his ex and appears to have shown minimal interest in you?

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