FML : Today, I went on a Tinder date with a hot British guy. He spent 90% of the date talking about his ex, but I invited him back to my place anyway. He came...

Today, I went on a Tinder date with a hot British guy. He spent 90% of the date talking about his ex, but I invited him back to my place anyway. He came after 20 minutes of foreplay then left without even offering to get me off. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

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OP here! This is my second FML to get published this week, either I'm on a roll or my life is just really shitty lol. I was pretty bitter when I posted this but in hindsight, yeah, it was a pretty stupid decision. Looks (and a cute accent) aren't everything I suppose! I guess I was more surprised that he left so abruptly. Like, he came and then put on his clothes and walked out with barely a goodbye. I've had meaningless Tinder hookups in the past and they were always at least nice about it. I guess those were just flukes. Definitely learned my lesson!

By milksquad - / Friday 28 July 2017 10:37 /

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By skippydoda | 30

#7504125 - Sunday 23 July 2017 13:01

He spent most of the date not focused on you and you expected him to not be selfish in bed... YDI.

By CrusnikRoxas | 20

#7504131 - Sunday 23 July 2017 13:11

...Why would you invite a guy like that back to your place? xD OP, you need to respect yourself a little more! You deserve better than that, and I'm sure you can get better than that. :3 Just...you know, try to get with people who want to actually be in your company?

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By skippydoda | 30

#7504125 - Sunday 23 July 2017 13:01

He spent most of the date not focused on you and you expected him to not be selfish in bed... YDI.

By CrusnikRoxas | 20

#7504131 - Sunday 23 July 2017 13:11

KrDizzy | 15

#7504541 - Sunday 23 July 2017 21:54

Believe it or not, but some people don't use Tinder to find serioius relationships...

CrusnikRoxas | 20

#7505332 - Monday 24 July 2017 12:34

I know that xD But from the sounds of it, that was what OP was looking for - otherwise she wouldn't have complained about him not paying attention, right?

milksquad | 9

#7505750 - Monday 24 July 2017 19:59

I'll admit, I wasn't looking for a commitment or even a second date (he was due to head back to London the next week) but it would have been nice if he'd at least stuck around to cuddle for a few minutes afterward!