Customers, Gross and Work: Bad tipper, good shitter

Bad tipper, good shitter

By kmctl - 20/05/2015 18:40 - United States - San Francisco

Today, some guy walked into the restaurant I work at and ordered enough food to serve the entire National Guard of Texas. He thanked us by leaving a $0.50 tip and shitting on the bathroom floor. FML

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You deserved it 2 014

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Same thing different taste

By ismerf19 - 22/12/2010 00:05

Today, I was working in a restaurant. On the receipt under "tip" someone actually took the time to write out "$0.00." FML

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You deserved it 7 367

All in a day's work

By Steve-noh - 10/08/2018 23:30

Today, at my job as a waiter I sharted myself while taking an order. They tipped me $20 and wrote "for new underwear" on the receipt. FML

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You deserved it 595

By brhorton02 - 06/04/2009 14:42 - United States

Today, I was waitering at the restaurant that I work at when I collected a credit card bill that was worth $120 and a big zero on the tip line. Angered, I turned to a co-worker and said "I knew this asshole wasn't going to tip me." The guy was standing right behind me with $30 in his hand. FML

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You deserved it 166 718

Little *****

By MLZ - 30/07/2010 20:00 - United States

Today, while at the restaurant I work at, a bunch of kids came in. They all gave incredibly complex orders, laughed at everything I did, and made a huge mess by "spilling" hot sauce and water all over the floor. After they left, I was tipped eleven cents. FML

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You deserved it 3 563

By richgirl - 25/02/2010 00:15 - United States

Today, I was doing takeout orders at the restaurant I work at. I spent a long while putting together this guy's $135.00 order. When he finally got there to pick it up, I told him to fill out the credit card slip. I looked at it after he left. He gave me a 40 cent tip. FML

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You deserved it 4 563

Tipped off

By Anonymous - 30/09/2014 23:42 - United States - Richmond

Today, I was taking a table's order. After I finished, the guy told me, "Just FYI, I'm not a tipper." Trying to lighten up the situation, I replied, "It's amazing how many people forget I handle their food." He complained to the manager that I'd threatened him. FML

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You deserved it 10 173

Dude, WTF?

By truckstopworker - 27/04/2017 02:00

Today, while working at my truck stop, I helped a trucker check his tires. He seemed like a pretty nice guy, and we chatted for a bit. After he took off and I walked back inside, I went to clean the shower he was in before. Turns out he took a shit on the floor. His wife had been in there with him. FML

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You deserved it 356

By Misunderstood Waitress - 06/11/2012 22:37 - United States

Today, I was waitressing for a huge family. Their bill was $750. Excited about the tip, I was shocked to see only $0.50. As they were leaving, I threw the two whole quarters at their heads. Guess who also got fired today. FML

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You deserved it 49 842

I just work here

By don't get paid enough for this - 11/07/2015 02:20 - United States - Youngstown

Today, while at my shitty, minimum wage job at McDonalds, a guy walked out of the bathroom. He said "Good luck in there." worriedly, then left. I don't know if it was his handiwork, but it looked like a shit grenade had detonated. It was even on the walls. FML

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You deserved it 2 182

By Anonymous - 10/11/2012 07:23 - United States

Today, while at work, a customer gave me a $20 tip. I explained to him we aren't allowed to accept tips, but he insisted. When I called the manager to report it, he pocketed my tip. FML

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You deserved it 30 323

Sneado 20

Thursday 21 May 2015 7:30

Looks like that's the perfect time to slip out on your break or lunch.

Shadowvoid 33

Thursday 21 May 2015 7:30

That's an awkward experience, I certainly hope this isn't a normal occurrence where you work. I hope you get better tips and customers in the future

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Shadowvoid 33

Thursday 21 May 2015 7:30

That's an awkward experience, I certainly hope this isn't a normal occurrence where you work. I hope you get better tips and customers in the future

californiapoppy 11

Thursday 21 May 2015 7:38

What some people think is an appropriate tip is embarrassing!

guesswhatlifesux 14

Thursday 21 May 2015 13:40

#12 I wish I could like that 100 times, that is way too accurate

Sneado 20

Thursday 21 May 2015 7:30

Looks like that's the perfect time to slip out on your break or lunch.

shemademedoit 20

Thursday 21 May 2015 8:50

that's some expensive shit

CallMeWindSock 24

Thursday 21 May 2015 7:30

He must've been drunk, or an asshole, but probably both.

expertsmilee 26

Thursday 21 May 2015 7:30

Was all the food for him I wonder?

Atomic_Mushroom 14

Thursday 21 May 2015 7:31

Sounds like a shitty situation! (Overused pun alert) I'll show myself out..

may14th 26

Thursday 21 May 2015 8:01

you should've showed yourself before tapping validate!

ironmany_fml 23

Thursday 21 May 2015 22:11

validate?

FutBol_Fan_30 29

Thursday 21 May 2015 7:32

Thaaaats nice. Very classy ?

_Peppermint_ 34

Thursday 21 May 2015 7:34

Karma will get him.

itssnotfunny 24

Thursday 21 May 2015 7:34

Sounds like his munchies didn't settle correctly.

annabee95 22

Thursday 21 May 2015 7:35

i work at a subway alone and I've had someone do something similar, then get pissed off when i couldn't make 30 subways (all different in salad and meats) fast enough.