Today, I felt frisky, so I did my hair and put on make-up and some lingerie. I walked into the living room, where my husband was playing a video game. He glanced up, said, "Oh, for fuck's sake." and made me wait nearly 15 minutes for him to reach a save-game point. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I was feeling frisky and my boyfriend was playing a video game in the living room. I started dancing in front of the T.V. with only my panties on, to which he responded, "You're every gamer's nightmare." FML
Today, my husband returned from being away for two weeks. I eagerly got myself ready and sent him a risqué picture so he would come to bed. An hour later, he's on the couch playing Xbox with the message already seen. FML
Today, when I got home from work I was pretty "in the mood" so I put on some cute undies and a tank top and went to get my boyfriends attention, he was so into his new computer game all I got was a half smile and a pat on the head. FML
Today, when I got home, the apartment was clean for once. I gasped in surprise, and my boyfriend came out of the bathroom, carried me to the bedroom, and brutally ravished me. Afterwards, I asked him what brought this on. "Well, I bought a new game and it took forever to download..." FML
Today, I came home in a really good mood, and I greeted my husband with a grin and a "Hi, babe!" He just muttered, "Why can't you just DIE?" and continued playing his video game. FML
Today, I felt frisky, so I went over to my boyfriend's place, hoping to have some fun. I brought over a movie, and part-way through it, I started feeling him up. He responded by sighing, "That's really fucking annoying, babe. Cut it out, yeah?" FML
Today, I left the house for a while and when I came back my husband was wearing my lacy lingerie. He looks better in it than I do. FML
Today, I came home upset about the sexism in my work place. I just wanted to be alone, but my husband insisted we talk about it. I noticed he kept looking over and one of his hands was moving. He was playing video games the entire time I was spilling my guts. FML
Today, after my boyfriend ignored me for hours playing video games, he gave me some attention for a little bit. When I tried to run my fingers through his hair, I missed and punched him in the face. FML
Today, I left my husband in charge of the house for a day. When I returned, I saw him gaming through the window, so I stormed in and yelled at him. Then, my eyes adjusted, and I saw the neatly folded laundry, clean kitchen, vacuumed rugs, and my son, who was asleep until I woke him. Whoops. FML
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nightowl713 25
I would have walked right back out and changed into the least sexy thing I owned. And when he was ready Id be reading a book!
spikedrummer49 6
Getting to the save spot is pretty essential for gamers... If you waited for him you're an amazing wife!
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Sputnikspak 13
What's wrong with the pause button?
Starv 6
If pausing is possible within this specific game, then it would indicate that after "the fun" he would return to the game. Only to take a break of the game. Saving the game means, give me 15 min to save, and I'll give you back a full night of "fun"
Sputnikspak 13
You can leave a game paused for a long time. Just shut off the TV! I used to leave Final Fantasy games open overnight because I wasn't at a stupid save point. It's not difficult.
LadyMagdalyn 4
Yeah and if anything like a blown fuse, power outage, accidental removal of the plug, etc; happened you'd lose everything.
killerkiss92 8
115 I agree, I also use to do that with ff games and still currently do them with 13 and 13-2(wtf were they thinking lol) and never had any problems besides losing some of your progress isn't too bad and most guys tend to play games that don't even require saving since they auto save. Although he did say "let me find a save point" so that's wrong. Still losing 5-10 mins of game time isnt bad maybe you will find something you missed or receive better points/score. Tl;dr satisfy your men or women! Games aren't worth missing out on sex!
WhisperSoflty 20
174 - Uhh... Wah? For the love of god, IT'S A DAMN GAME. When you've gotten to the point where the idea of losing a little bit of "progress" in a fake world on a screen is detrimental to your well-being, your life is pathetic. Go join the REAL world for a little while and gain some perspective.
killerkiss92 8
229, to some people, games are their whole life, but only people similar to that will understand. The world can really suck and they don't like it, that's why games are so huge. Escaping from reality is one of the greatest past-times(games, vacations and reading), dont judge people purely on what they enjoy.
justanartist 1
And that would be a major loss?
karlcolt45 19
well if they didn't put those check points so far apart! but seriously, video games have off switches girl don't
timberwolf408 7
its harder to find a girl's "on" switch than her "off" switch!
Bicko2004 25
You've just got to know where it is!!
5t3ff1k4h 47
Oh believe me, we have off switches.
melissabeebe 6
Next time he wants it... You know what to do.
Schizomaniac 24
Well, it WAS for ****'s sake. :
pacmanman 15
What an idiot! That's when you pause the game and go for it!
perdix 31
He knows what you look like with no make-up and bad hair. Now, we know why he's so into video games.
picante72 24
At least you didn't put on a Zelda hat. Then he would have stormed out and came back with a hooker.
djxerxes9000 18
I know this is a reference to another FML however Zelda doesnt wear a hat, she's a princess she wears a crown..
laden_swallow09 35
"My name is Link. LINK!!"
ranko77 1
I literally LOL!!! Good one :)
lissa_jade 22
those onsie pajamas were made specifically for when husbands are being assholes. break that bad boy out and settle yourself in bed with a book and a glass of wine. happy valentines day to you (:
ilovesarcasm 18
Don't forget the chocolates!
Happyhighs1 3
What kind of man puts a video game above sex?!? Dude your married you probly dont get laid that often you can play video games anytime go have sex with your wife.
LuckBeNimble 19
contrary to popular belief, married couples tend to have the most sex in comparison to the rest of the population. the more you know...
longtimesunshine 4
maybe he was saying "for ***** sake" bc he really wished he could quit then, some games can't save at just any time and maybe he'd been working on it for a while. be patient OP boys will be boys I'm sure he made up for it
Vanillanougat 14
well said!
CharresBarkrey 16
That's how I read it, I honestly didn't even think he was being a jerk until I read the comments.