FML : Today, I was buying veggies with my five-year-old. She saw some brussel sprouts and begged me to buy them. I thought there was no way she'd like them,...

Today, I was buying veggies with my five-year-old. She saw some brussel sprouts and begged me to buy them. I thought there was no way she'd like them, but I do, so I got them. Later, she was sitting on the couch eating them raw like candy. I have a weird kid. FML

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By LittleSprout - / Tuesday 21 March 2017 04:00 / Australia - Melbourne

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By Tripartita | 44

#7427334 - Monday 20 March 2017 18:32

Yikes, sorry your kid likes healthy food, OP! I don't know how some people manage to keep going in this crazy world. I can only hope she's not a fan of flossing and going to bed at a fixed time.

By guitarlars | 14

#7427340 - Monday 20 March 2017 18:47

I can't click either "Your life sucks" nor "You deserved it". It's just funny and cute =)

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By thisisthestupid | 18

#7427321 - Monday 20 March 2017 18:09

Hey! At least they're eating a healthy snack!

By engineerosaurus | 25

#7427324 - Monday 20 March 2017 18:14

Cherish this while it lasts!

By Tripartita | 44

#7427334 - Monday 20 March 2017 18:32

Yikes, sorry your kid likes healthy food, OP! I don't know how some people manage to keep going in this crazy world. I can only hope she's not a fan of flossing and going to bed at a fixed time.

By InfiniteSunshine | 32

#7427339 - Monday 20 March 2017 18:46

You have an awesome kid is what you have! Choosing and enjoying vegetables, instead of stuff like snack food, that's pretty lucky. Seriously, if she's not a picky eater, cherish it, my little sister was a nightmare for eating, still not the greatest even at 13.

By guitarlars | 14

#7427340 - Monday 20 March 2017 18:47

I can't click either "Your life sucks" nor "You deserved it". It's just funny and cute =)

By Levvy | 22

#7427353 - Monday 20 March 2017 19:15

Now I'm curious what they taste like raw. I do love them boiled.

MisstressNicole | 20

#7427368 - Monday 20 March 2017 20:08

sauteed with onions. they taste like raw cabbage. if you've eatten Cole slaw you have an idea.

By Catlover1130 | 14

#7427356 - Monday 20 March 2017 19:26

I think rather than saying FML you should be jumping for joy. Not a lot of kids like veggies. Hell, I'm 26 and I still don't like most veggies. As long as she's happy, then why are you complaining?

By anniemeece | 22

#7427358 - Monday 20 March 2017 19:45

Weird... but, congrats?

mariri9206 | 32

#7427502 - Tuesday 21 March 2017 6:26

My thoughts exactly. like I'm thinking "be. . . thankful?" lol

By 2simz | 24

#7427363 - Monday 20 March 2017 19:57

My parents would kill for a kid like yours

By Lily_Rain77 | 24

#7427365 - Monday 20 March 2017 20:03

This is my kid. This year at thanksgiving and christmas I had to bribe him, "if you eat all your turkey I'll give you more brussel sprouts." Weird little kids.

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