Today, I fell off a ladder while building a shelter for one of my wife's horses. I think I broke some ribs. I absolutely hate horses. FML
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Today, I broke my wrist when I got into a disagreement with a horse. FML
Today, my parents came to visit me at the ranch I work at. They're scared to death of horses, but I was explaining how they are almost completely harmless. I was showing them how to work around the horse without getting kicked. As they relaxed, the horse kicked me. I now have a broken leg. FML
Today, I was putting my horse away into her pasture, when I slipped in the mud. In a haisty attempt to support myself, I grabbed the electric fence in on hand, and my horse with the other. The shock from the fence traveled through me to her, sending her running and leaving me with 2 broken teeth. FML
Today, I was riding a new horse when a lawnmower starting up spooked her. She jumped straight up in the air and I landed directly on the saddle horn. I can't walk or feel anything between my legs. FML
Today, my horse learned a new acrobatic trick. Unfortunately, I was still on top of him when he tried to somersault. The horse is fine. I'm in the hospital, fresh out of surgery for a broken femur. FML
Today, my dad tried to help me overcome my intense fear of horses (due to nearly being killed by one as a child) by taking me to a ranch. Within 30 minutes, a horse bit my face. FML
Today, while riding a massive draft horse, the horse thought it would be fun to walk under a very low apple tree that sat level with his back. A branch hit me and made me fall off onto a coil of barbed wire, twisting my ankle in the process. FML
Today, my horse, who has been nothing but gentle for 27 years, kicked me right in the knee on my last vacation day. It's so bad, I can hardly sleep or sit down on the toilet. Tomorrow I go back to work, which involves lots of walking, sitting down and getting back up, as well as lifting heavy stuff. FML
Today, I was thrown from a horse. Thankfully, there was a trainer there to break my fall and prevent serious injury. Instead of being concerned for my safety or even grateful, my boyfriend flew into a rage that the trainer’s hands had brushed my breasts while saving me. FML
Today, I went horseback riding with this guy I like. I asked him to help me get on the horse. I slipped, and while trying to keep my balance, I kicked him in the face. FML
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robertlovespi 3
Blame your clumsiness on the horses? Really?
TheCoNofGamer 1
Look at my horse, my horse is amazing.
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Comments (141)
DontClickOnMe 28
Aw don't say that. It wasn't even their fault! D:
LaColombianita 26
Shut up
boofgall 16
Why? They're allowed to have differences..
FYLDeep 26
What's your position on glue though?
arttyruiz 7
Yeah, damn horses! Making you fall off that ladder...
jennyvieve 8
Yeah, as long as they both like ham.
jmad29 2
Doesn't sound like he's blaming the horses. He's just pointing out the irony of the situation. What a good hubby you are.
FYLDeep 26
Pfft... ponies are better anyway.
DontClickOnMe 28
I think unicorns are better.
FYLDeep 26
What about pegasi?
steviesnm 6
My pony hates me.
lexex1 4
I hate Sarah Jessica Parker aswell.
FYLDeep 26
You can't judge all horses just by how disgusting that one is. That said, I'm still thumbing up your comment.
lexex1 4
..no I do not mean trace Cyrus.
IndigoAcrylic 9
Bitch please! It's not the horse's fault so don't be hatin' them horses! Perhsps you just don't have your WorkSafe certificate. CH-CHECK YA SELF BEFORE YA WRECK YA SELF! ;D
Nikelopez 11
If it's for a wife, it should all be worth it.