Today, I fell off a ladder while building a shelter for one of my wife's horses. I think I broke some ribs. I absolutely hate horses. FML
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Today, I broke my wrist when I got into a disagreement with a horse. FML
Today, my parents came to visit me at the ranch I work at. They're scared to death of horses, but I was explaining how they are almost completely harmless. I was showing them how to work around the horse without getting kicked. As they relaxed, the horse kicked me. I now have a broken leg. FML
Today, I was putting my horse away into her pasture, when I slipped in the mud. In a haisty attempt to support myself, I grabbed the electric fence in on hand, and my horse with the other. The shock from the fence traveled through me to her, sending her running and leaving me with 2 broken teeth. FML
Today, I was riding a new horse when a lawnmower starting up spooked her. She jumped straight up in the air and I landed directly on the saddle horn. I can't walk or feel anything between my legs. FML
Today, my horse learned a new acrobatic trick. Unfortunately, I was still on top of him when he tried to somersault. The horse is fine. I'm in the hospital, fresh out of surgery for a broken femur. FML
Today, my dad tried to help me overcome my intense fear of horses (due to nearly being killed by one as a child) by taking me to a ranch. Within 30 minutes, a horse bit my face. FML
Today, while riding a massive draft horse, the horse thought it would be fun to walk under a very low apple tree that sat level with his back. A branch hit me and made me fall off onto a coil of barbed wire, twisting my ankle in the process. FML
Today, my horse, who has been nothing but gentle for 27 years, kicked me right in the knee on my last vacation day. It's so bad, I can hardly sleep or sit down on the toilet. Tomorrow I go back to work, which involves lots of walking, sitting down and getting back up, as well as lifting heavy stuff. FML
Today, I was thrown from a horse. Thankfully, there was a trainer there to break my fall and prevent serious injury. Instead of being concerned for my safety or even grateful, my boyfriend flew into a rage that the trainer’s hands had brushed my breasts while saving me. FML
Today, I went horseback riding with this guy I like. I asked him to help me get on the horse. I slipped, and while trying to keep my balance, I kicked him in the face. FML
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robertlovespi 3
Blame your clumsiness on the horses? Really?
TheCoNofGamer 1
Look at my horse, my horse is amazing.
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Comments (141)
kay2beauty 0
He's not blaming what happened on the horses, he's pointintng out the irony of the fact that he hurt himself while building a shelter for something he already hates. Nowhere in this FML did it say the horses made him fall.
1JDub 6
The real question here is, can your wife REALLY ride the horse to make it worth it???? If not....YDI
yusaku02 20
Agreed OP, horses blow.
Okayitwasme 0
Safety, safety, safety! Starts at home.
Branflakes78 13
He blamed it on the horses because he's building something for the horse!! I hate Horses to.. they are a dirty and smelly animal!! FYL bro
rubberduckie94 13
horses are great animals. they only smell sometimes when their owners dont take care of them, but most horse owners are hyper great at caring for their animal. They are also very smart too. and i am speaking as someone who does not own horses, but several of my friends do and i know from watching them.
perdix 31
You ought to get your wife a new ass.
FMLsOhilarious 6
As Courage the Cowardly Dog once said, "The things we do for love."
jaredofmo 22
After that, so would I.
EmperorHilo 11
But you probably love your wife, so just deal with it. Learn how to properly use a ladder and you won't fall off next time.
yumlicious 4
I'm not trying to brag. I'm just trying to point out that the OP most likely does indeed have enough money to have someone build a shed for him.