Today, I fell off a ladder while building a shelter for one of my wife's horses. I think I broke some ribs. I absolutely hate horses. FML
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Today, I broke my wrist when I got into a disagreement with a horse. FML
Today, my parents came to visit me at the ranch I work at. They're scared to death of horses, but I was explaining how they are almost completely harmless. I was showing them how to work around the horse without getting kicked. As they relaxed, the horse kicked me. I now have a broken leg. FML
Today, I was putting my horse away into her pasture, when I slipped in the mud. In a haisty attempt to support myself, I grabbed the electric fence in on hand, and my horse with the other. The shock from the fence traveled through me to her, sending her running and leaving me with 2 broken teeth. FML
Today, I was riding a new horse when a lawnmower starting up spooked her. She jumped straight up in the air and I landed directly on the saddle horn. I can't walk or feel anything between my legs. FML
Today, my horse learned a new acrobatic trick. Unfortunately, I was still on top of him when he tried to somersault. The horse is fine. I'm in the hospital, fresh out of surgery for a broken femur. FML
Today, my dad tried to help me overcome my intense fear of horses (due to nearly being killed by one as a child) by taking me to a ranch. Within 30 minutes, a horse bit my face. FML
Today, while riding a massive draft horse, the horse thought it would be fun to walk under a very low apple tree that sat level with his back. A branch hit me and made me fall off onto a coil of barbed wire, twisting my ankle in the process. FML
Today, my horse, who has been nothing but gentle for 27 years, kicked me right in the knee on my last vacation day. It's so bad, I can hardly sleep or sit down on the toilet. Tomorrow I go back to work, which involves lots of walking, sitting down and getting back up, as well as lifting heavy stuff. FML
Today, I was thrown from a horse. Thankfully, there was a trainer there to break my fall and prevent serious injury. Instead of being concerned for my safety or even grateful, my boyfriend flew into a rage that the trainer’s hands had brushed my breasts while saving me. FML
Today, I went horseback riding with this guy I like. I asked him to help me get on the horse. I slipped, and while trying to keep my balance, I kicked him in the face. FML
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robertlovespi 3
Blame your clumsiness on the horses? Really?
TheCoNofGamer 1
Look at my horse, my horse is amazing.
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Comments (141)
HorseBabe16 0
Well F you for hating horses. what goes around comes around.
StormDewleaf 12
Unless the horse came up to your ladder and knocked it out from under you while you were on it, there's no reason to hate the horses for it. :/ You could have just as easily fallen off a ladder fixing a leak in your roof, cleaning out the gutter, putting up holiday decorations, or any other chores.
MedChew 19
OP must descend from a long line of foot soldiers that regularly gets decimated on the battlefield by horsemen
laurenlolo5 0
How many wifes do you have?
FMLoverAgain 7
Horses have bigger dicks than you. They can keep your wife home when you have erectile dysfunction
2kj 0
Your stupid
alexFYL 11
Do you hate your wife? You were doing it for your wife, not the horses. She could have found someone else to do it.
alexFYL 11
I agree. I'll always have pets. Cat or dog haters need not apply, don't care how awesome you are, my dog is cooler.
DasKizer 0
I'm with you man. My mom loves horses but she can't move the hay bales so I do it for her. Guess who's highly allergic to hay and gets a cough that makes his throat bleed. This guy. I hate horses.
keshaforever1 14
Aww I think it's sweet this guy is making a shelter for the horse just for his wife even though he hates them ^^