Today, I fell off a ladder while building a shelter for one of my wife's horses. I think I broke some ribs. I absolutely hate horses. FML
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Today, I broke my wrist when I got into a disagreement with a horse. FML
Today, my parents came to visit me at the ranch I work at. They're scared to death of horses, but I was explaining how they are almost completely harmless. I was showing them how to work around the horse without getting kicked. As they relaxed, the horse kicked me. I now have a broken leg. FML
Today, I was putting my horse away into her pasture, when I slipped in the mud. In a haisty attempt to support myself, I grabbed the electric fence in on hand, and my horse with the other. The shock from the fence traveled through me to her, sending her running and leaving me with 2 broken teeth. FML
Today, I was riding a new horse when a lawnmower starting up spooked her. She jumped straight up in the air and I landed directly on the saddle horn. I can't walk or feel anything between my legs. FML
Today, my horse learned a new acrobatic trick. Unfortunately, I was still on top of him when he tried to somersault. The horse is fine. I'm in the hospital, fresh out of surgery for a broken femur. FML
Today, my dad tried to help me overcome my intense fear of horses (due to nearly being killed by one as a child) by taking me to a ranch. Within 30 minutes, a horse bit my face. FML
Today, while riding a massive draft horse, the horse thought it would be fun to walk under a very low apple tree that sat level with his back. A branch hit me and made me fall off onto a coil of barbed wire, twisting my ankle in the process. FML
Today, my horse, who has been nothing but gentle for 27 years, kicked me right in the knee on my last vacation day. It's so bad, I can hardly sleep or sit down on the toilet. Tomorrow I go back to work, which involves lots of walking, sitting down and getting back up, as well as lifting heavy stuff. FML
Today, I was thrown from a horse. Thankfully, there was a trainer there to break my fall and prevent serious injury. Instead of being concerned for my safety or even grateful, my boyfriend flew into a rage that the trainer’s hands had brushed my breasts while saving me. FML
Today, I went horseback riding with this guy I like. I asked him to help me get on the horse. I slipped, and while trying to keep my balance, I kicked him in the face. FML
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robertlovespi 3
Blame your clumsiness on the horses? Really?
TheCoNofGamer 1
Look at my horse, my horse is amazing.
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Comments (141)
abbyhoneywaffles 11
You THINK you broke some ribs? You mean you decided to write about this on FML before going to the hospital? You need to prioritize better.
joee182 3
thats what i was thinking if you think you broke some ribs you should be at the hospitol not fml it just makes you look stupid
abbyhoneywaffles 11
Haha yeah, well there's always the possibility OP was at the hospital while using FML mobile. But you'd think they would wait to hear results first.
jennyvieve 8
Maybe he's at the hospital and he hasn't gotten his x-ray results yet o.O
rubberduckie94 13
not much a doctor is going to do for droke ribs except tape them. its kind of like breaking a toe. u can go to the er but there not going to do anything that you cant do at home. except maybe give you pain pills and sometimes they dont do that.
abbyhoneywaffles 11
38- I just said that. 62- The FML was written in present tense so that's pretty stupid.
wriptidez 0
awww horses r gods creatures
iliketurdles 7
So is everything else. What's your point?
i2smart2trick 15
Horses are the projections of peoples dreams about themselves. Strong and beautiful. So don't blame the horse because of your clumsiness.
HorseBabe16 0
agreed!
i2smart2trick 15
Thank you!! =]
lantern 6
How do you hate a horse...?
andrewsgirl2010 7
Maybe you should go to the hospital and get those ribs checked out....and next time hire somebody to build it for your wife
pornstarelektro 1
but you love your wife.
Elmoo_fml 16
I was once bitten, once thrown off one, once a horse had a crazy mood and ran off with me on, and twice I was stepped on my toe by one. Let's say I agree with you and hate horses, too.
DioMaledica 14
A horse took a shit next to me once...let's just say that's not the majestic glory I was expecting...
KadenLove 0
Horses are amazing... not the horses fault you fell off the ladder...
adamjohnson 5
I hate horses too
theznuts 2
How many wife's to you have?
Ins0mau 20
His wife has more than one horse. He's not saying he has more than one wife.