Health and Food: Cravings

Cravings

By kylie - 25/12/2018 00:00

Today, I’m trying to be healthy. My friends suggested I keep junk food out of the house so I don’t crave it. Yeah, that didn’t work. My car wouldn’t start so I actually made the four-mile walk to the nearest grocery store to get junk food. FML

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You deserved it 2 777

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By Anonymous - 14/10/2013 18:19 - United States - El Paso

Today, I decided to start a new and healthy diet. When I came home from my run this morning, my family decided to show their support by buying takeaway food. FML

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You deserved it 4 772

Willpower

By Anonymous - 11/09/2019 14:00

Today, I started my new health kick with granola for breakfast, salad for lunch, and hitting the gym after work. I was so proud of myself, until I couldn’t take it anymore and binged at McDonald’s. My health kick lasted 11 hours. FML

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Spooky

By early grave - 17/10/2023 02:30

Today, I discovered that I am going to the store, buying junk food, and eating it almost every night… entirely in my sleep. So much for being healthy and not dying in my forties. FML

I agree, your life sucks 652

You deserved it 200

Hangry people

By missy - 01/06/2021 08:01

Today, my parents yelled at me for ordering too much fast food. The only reason I’m doing it is because there isn’t any food in the house. Not only that but I’m also trying to gain weight. FML

I agree, your life sucks 834

You deserved it 206

By Lou - 01/06/2010 15:59 - United Kingdom

Today, I went to the supermarket; it was taking me ages to walk home because of the heavy food bags. Halfway home, I realised I had gone in my car. I had to walk all the way back to get my car. FML

I agree, your life sucks 12 575

You deserved it 58 706

Motivation

By anon - 14/11/2024 20:00 - United States - Myrtle Beach

Today, I felt motivated to eat healthier, so I bought a bunch of vegetables. When I got home, I ordered some Burger King, all because I didn’t want to "waste the vegetables by cooking them wrong." Now the veggies are inevitably going bad in the fridge while I wait for my delivery. FML

I agree, your life sucks 57

You deserved it 671

By Anonymous - 09/09/2011 13:36 - United States

Today, I decided to get back into shape. I went for a jog around my neighborhood. The ice cream truck followed me for my whole jog, mocking me. FML

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You deserved it 4 265

By Anonymous - 22/09/2017 23:15 - Croatia - Zagreb

Today, I decided to eat healthier. I started with making 2 eggs and burning down whole kitchen. FML

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You deserved it 822

By Anonymous - 09/05/2009 14:48 - United States

Today, I decided I would eat healthy in order to lose weight. Feeling powerful, I threw away all of the icecream in my freezer. An hour later, I picked the icecream carton out of the garbage and ate the entire half-melted carton. FML

I agree, your life sucks 23 426

You deserved it 119 186

By caly - 12/11/2018 16:32 - United States

Today, while at my mom’s house, my mom told me that I need to seriously curb my food intake. Then I went to my dad’s house and he told me I need to gain weight. I can’t win here. FML

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You deserved it 179

westoz 24

Sunday 16 December 2018 13:56

Well if you did that walk briskly every day the walk would burn off the calories! :D

BurnInDemonFire 34

Sunday 16 December 2018 19:00

Eight-mile round trip on foot? Yeah, that junk food will be worked off in no time. If you want, you could ask the grocery store to only sell you healthy food as an added measure.

Comments

westoz 24

Sunday 16 December 2018 13:56

Well if you did that walk briskly every day the walk would burn off the calories! :D

BurnInDemonFire 34

Sunday 16 December 2018 19:00

Eight-mile round trip on foot? Yeah, that junk food will be worked off in no time. If you want, you could ask the grocery store to only sell you healthy food as an added measure.

interesting33 36

Sunday 16 December 2018 19:59

okaay do you not see that in walking that distance you WERE being healthy? Even if you did then have some junk food?

chosha_fml 26

Thursday 27 December 2018 1:27

Yeah, but the car’s not going to fail every day.

JackFaire 27

Friday 28 December 2018 9:41

Hmm You're right Now if only there was a way to I dunno maybe choose to walk instead of drive?

EmDizzle2007 28

Tuesday 25 December 2018 1:04

you deserve it now.

Agent JPN 9

Tuesday 25 December 2018 2:52

Sounds like it's working.. now just make that 4 mile walk every day and keep the junk food to a minimum.

cptncuttlefish 24

Tuesday 25 December 2018 3:02

To be honest after all that walking you earned that junk food

Emma Marshall_738558922 12

Tuesday 25 December 2018 3:16

Hey you exercised to get it. It's all about balance 💁🏼😂

anayanci1 6

Tuesday 25 December 2018 3:20

How is this an FML?

Ksweety_fml 27

Tuesday 25 December 2018 4:42

Kylie Jenner, is that's you?

alienblair 4

Tuesday 25 December 2018 5:03

Sounds like it works then! Yes, you shouldn't eat a ton of junk food or anything, but over all if your goal is to lose weight, if you burn hundreds of calories walking to and from the store, you're gonna be able to take in a lot of snacks and still be alright