Use ALLLLL the hand gestures.

If he insists on using them, record how your whole day went and play it back to him.

Ha ha! regardless, that's pretty classic.

Just make sure what you say is mostly signal with minimal noise. If those headphones really worked that way, I’d always wear them.

use some paper and a pencil

You should send him a relationship-cancelling text. Get one from Bose. They’re kind of expensive, but the quality is worth it!

Have you considered that maybe you talk too much about nothing?

they don't block out voices... the waves can't be matched to block out

lmao

I hope that you got him back for that by flipping him off, denying sex or something, but you have to admit that is some funny shit.