FML : So clever. Wow.

So clever. Wow.

Today, my boyfriend found some noise-canceling headphones that he forgot he had. Once he adjusted them and put them on, he sat down and asked me to tell him about my day. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Tree - / Friday 2 February 2018 19:00 /

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By JasonThorn | 14

#7589911 - Tuesday 23 January 2018 18:31

Use ALLLLL the hand gestures.

By Lobby_Bee | 16

#7594096 - Friday 2 February 2018 19:36

If he insists on using them, record how your whole day went and play it back to him.

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By JasonThorn | 14

#7589911 - Tuesday 23 January 2018 18:31

Use ALLLLL the hand gestures.

By Lobby_Bee | 16

#7594096 - Friday 2 February 2018 19:36

If he insists on using them, record how your whole day went and play it back to him.

By Glowworm56 | 25

#7594107 - Friday 2 February 2018 19:50

Ha ha! regardless, that's pretty classic.

By RichardPencil | 25

#7594120 - Friday 2 February 2018 20:48

Just make sure what you say is mostly signal with minimal noise.

If those headphones really worked that way, I’d always wear them.

By breyes016 | 11

#7594150 - Friday 2 February 2018 23:29

use some paper and a pencil

By RichardPencil | 25

#7594223 - Saturday 3 February 2018 6:07

You should send him a relationship-cancelling text.

Get one from Bose. They’re kind of expensive, but the quality is worth it!

By mt21mt | 15

#7594361 - Saturday 3 February 2018 15:56

Have you considered that maybe you talk too much about nothing?

By Tim Carver | 8

#7594448 - Saturday 3 February 2018 21:56

they don't block out voices... the waves can't be matched to block out

By queenwolfblood | 6

#7594538 - Sunday 4 February 2018 6:40

lmao

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