So clever. Wow.

By Tree - 02/02/2018 19:00

Today, my boyfriend found some noise-canceling headphones that he forgot he had. Once he adjusted them and put them on, he sat down and asked me to tell him about my day. FML
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Lobby_Bee 17

If he insists on using them, record how your whole day went and play it back to him.

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Lobby_Bee 17

If he insists on using them, record how your whole day went and play it back to him.

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Glowworm56 26

Ha ha! regardless, that's pretty classic.

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RichardPencil 30

Just make sure what you say is mostly signal with minimal noise. If those headphones really worked that way, I’d always wear them.

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breyes016 11

use some paper and a pencil

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RichardPencil 30

You should send him a relationship-cancelling text. Get one from Bose. They’re kind of expensive, but the quality is worth it!

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mt21mt 15

Have you considered that maybe you talk too much about nothing?

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Tim Carver 9

they don't block out voices... the waves can't be matched to block out

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J15237 25

I hope that you got him back for that by flipping him off, denying sex or something, but you have to admit that is some funny shit.

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