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So clever. Wow.

By Tree - 02/02/2018 19:00

Today, my boyfriend found some noise-canceling headphones that he forgot he had. Once he adjusted them and put them on, he sat down and asked me to tell him about my day. FML

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By atleasthelistened - 09/03/2016 08:04 - United States - Spokane

Today, I discovered my boyfriend listens way better in his sleep than he does when he's awake. FML

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Cunning

By Single Again - 07/03/2020 06:11

Today, my best friend called me to cancel our mall plans. I could hear that she was watching a movie in the background. I then called my boyfriend to see if he was busy, and I could hear the same movie in the background. FML

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By Djcc - 21/02/2012 18:03 - United States

Today, while my boyfriend and I were watching TV, I asked him if he loved me. He turned up the volume. FML

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Socks 4 Life

By Socklessandsmelly - 26/05/2009 06:10 - United States

Today, after 7 hours on my feet at work, my boyfriend picked me up. Relieved, I took off my shoes. Suddenly, he looked up and sniffed, asking, "Is that your feet?" I'd forgotten to put on socks in my rush to work. He made me put my shoes back on and sit in the back, windows open. FML

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Slippin' up

By Caroline - 14/02/2025 20:00 - United States

Today, I walked into my office, rocking my new noise-canceling headphones. Turns out, they work so well that I didn’t hear my coworker trying to warn me about the wet floor. Now I’m the proud owner of a bruised hip and a security camera video making the rounds on our Slack channels. FML

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My man

By Anonymous - 29/04/2021 05:01

Today, my man complained about having to listen to my "emotional problems for hours." Yeah, we did talk for two hours, 90% of which was him asking for my advice on which new mattress to buy for his bed. FML

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By Em - 15/10/2009 06:12 - France

Today, my boyfriend accidentally called me from his pocket. I thought it would be funny to see what him and his friends were talking about. I laughed when I heard him talking about us fooling around until I realized it wasn't me. FML

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By Stinky. - 09/04/2012 03:29 - United States - Chicago

Today, my boyfriend was complaining about how we never see the movies he wants to see. So I took him to the movies, and he picked which one. Then he fell asleep. FML

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Die-hard supporter

By Seule - 29/06/2016 04:07 - Switzerland - Pully

Today, on a movie date with my boyfriend, it took me a while to understand why he was leaning on his elbow during the entire thing. He had an earpiece cupped in his hand and was listening to a soccer match. FML

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By ohfantastic - 25/01/2009 02:47 - United States

Today, I was sleeping with my boyfriend and woke up in his arms to hear him say "Mom, Mom." FML

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JasonThorn 20

Tuesday 23 January 2018 18:31

Use ALLLLL the hand gestures.

Lobby_Bee 17

Friday 2 February 2018 19:36

If he insists on using them, record how your whole day went and play it back to him.

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JasonThorn 20

Tuesday 23 January 2018 18:31

Use ALLLLL the hand gestures.

Lobby_Bee 17

Friday 2 February 2018 19:36

If he insists on using them, record how your whole day went and play it back to him.

Glowworm56 26

Friday 2 February 2018 19:50

Ha ha! regardless, that's pretty classic.

RichardPencil 30

Friday 2 February 2018 20:48

Just make sure what you say is mostly signal with minimal noise. If those headphones really worked that way, I’d always wear them.

breyes016 11

Friday 2 February 2018 23:29

use some paper and a pencil

RichardPencil 30

Saturday 3 February 2018 6:07

You should send him a relationship-cancelling text. Get one from Bose. They’re kind of expensive, but the quality is worth it!

mt21mt 15

Saturday 3 February 2018 15:56

Have you considered that maybe you talk too much about nothing?

Tim Carver 9

Saturday 3 February 2018 21:56

they don't block out voices... the waves can't be matched to block out

queenwolfblood 8

Sunday 4 February 2018 6:40

lmao

J15237 25

Thursday 9 January 2020 1:35

I hope that you got him back for that by flipping him off, denying sex or something, but you have to admit that is some funny shit.

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