Intimacy: Today, I got it on for the first time with a guy I've been dating....

By seriouslystupid - 24/09/2009 00:08 - United States

Today, I got it on for the first time with a guy I've been dating. He had to turn the TV up loud so that his mom couldn't hear anything. I'm 20 years old and I lost my virginity with Disney Channel blaring in the background. FML

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By scarred - 27/07/2009 04:42 - United States

Today, I heard my parents having sex for the first time so I turned the TV up really loud to drown out the noise, and a minute or two later my mom comes downstairs in this skimpy nightgown to ask me why the TV was so loud and, seeing the horror on my face, kept asking what was wrong with me. FML

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By Judy69 - 07/04/2012 07:04 - United States - Dekalb

Today, things were getting heated between me and the guy I like, and we were about to have sex. I told him to turn the TV off so we can get started. His response? "But I like this show." FML

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Moving

By happyasaclam - 19/02/2009 00:55 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were hooking up while watching a movie. Just as I was getting really into it, he told me to move my head. He couldn't see the television. FML

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This is my O face

By lauz - 03/10/2009 12:20 - Australia

Today, I slept with my boyfriend for the first time. I'd always imagined it to be a romantic moment. It turned out that 'Saw 5' was on the TV in the background, and the sex was so fantastically tragic that I ended up watching/listening to it, on the sly. FML

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Confusing family

By confused - 25/01/2015 03:26 - United States - Minneapolis

Today, my mom came into my room to yell at me because she thought she heard me having sex, saying I'm too young for it. I'm 23 and I wasn't having sex. The noises were from my dad watching porn in the next room. FML

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You deserved it 2 965

By unwantedlove - 25/02/2011 18:36 - France

Today, my fiancé and I were cuddling on the couch watching TV when we started kissing. As I crawled onto his lap and started to unzip his pants, he said, "You're blocking the TV." FML

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You deserved it 6 904

Shopping fun

By Anonymous - 08/11/2021 22:59

Today, my boyfriend talked me into wearing vibrating underwear in public and of course we bumped into my mom shopping, and of course he chose that moment to turn them on with the remote. The vibrating was way louder than we were expecting, and my mom just walked away shaking her head at us. FML

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By Djcc - 21/02/2012 18:03 - United States

Today, while my boyfriend and I were watching TV, I asked him if he loved me. He turned up the volume. FML

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You deserved it 7 099

My ears!

By PoorMe - 22/02/2013 13:06 - United States

Today, I muted the TV just in time to hear my mom yell at my dad about how their sex life is "non-existent". FML

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You deserved it 4 719

By lunarboy - 17/02/2009 00:24 - United States

Today, I decided to watch some porn before bed. The lights were off and my roommate was already asleep behind me. I put on my noise-canceling headphones and turned up the volume all the way. After a few strokes my roommate got up and plugged in the headphones for me. FML

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jchansfan 0

Thursday 24 September 2009 12:09

Wellll, the fact you easily could have used music or a less humilating channel instead seems painfully oibvious here. So I'm saying you deserve it. The FML here is that you're 20 dating a guy that watches the Disney channel and uses it to hide his sex life from his mom... :P

untoldfame 3

Thursday 24 September 2009 9:44

saaaa-weet. hope you like the mouse ears he was wearing! you should stay away from disneyland too, you might become too excited, sexually.

Comments

untoldfame 3

Thursday 24 September 2009 9:44

saaaa-weet. hope you like the mouse ears he was wearing! you should stay away from disneyland too, you might become too excited, sexually.

rawrlily 0

Wednesday 14 July 2010 2:40

Pluto!

firefly0219 0

Monday 27 December 2010 2:19

sounds fun.......not

ohmylanta22 5

Sunday 6 November 2011 22:09

Oh 70, you must think you're super hot shit. Licking a bottle, bending over ever so slightly to show your barely there cleavage. Let's not forget the infamous phone in the shot as well, showing that you're not only trying to hard to be sexy, but you think you are the coolest person in the world.

killdozer1 2

Thursday 21 June 2012 8:56

84- what makes you so sure that 70 used a picture of herself (or maybe himself) in the picture?

Chr0nicdreamz 0

Thursday 24 September 2009 9:55

wow. that sounds embarassing as all hell!

MandieHart 0

Thursday 24 September 2009 10:20

haha FYL for sure. but it's kind of werid you lost your virginity with a guys mom downstairs..hmm.

DanielleWolf 0

Sunday 13 March 2011 15:58

exactly what i was thinking. especially since shes 20

friscobuff 0

Thursday 24 September 2009 10:38

third!

mauk 0

Monday 24 May 2010 23:33

can you say fail?

waswashere 0

Thursday 30 December 2010 17:12

I can... fail

necrocarnage 0

Thursday 24 September 2009 11:13

FYL eh. FYL

jchansfan 0

Thursday 24 September 2009 12:09

ladyangel52 11

Saturday 21 April 2012 12:16

I agree with 6, if you're 20, dating a guy who still lives at home, watches Disney Channel and has to hide his sex life from his mum, he's too young for you bro. YDI for dating and losing your virginity to a 12 year old.

anonacs 0

Thursday 24 September 2009 12:15

Your fault, you should have either requested something else, or changed it yourself to something else. If you don't learn to speak your mind now you're doomed for a life of pleasing others while you are left unsatisfied.