Anonymous
Bairnsdale, Australia
Today, I faked my age to win a colouring competition. I just turned 19. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Clay City, United States
Today, I went to buy some beer using my fake ID, when the cute cashier and I started flirting. When he asked me how old I was, I said without thinking, "Nineteen." FML
Anonymous
Lizard queen
Today, someone tried to guess my age. They guessed 45, then 39. I'm 35 and just spent $20,000 on plastic surgery to make myself look more youthful. FML
Anonymous
Belgium
Today, I went to see a movie. While buying tickets, the girl behind the counter asked to show my ID card to proof I'm at least 16 years old. Not wanting to make a drama, I showed it. She took a look at it and declared it as fake. That ID is real and I'm 24. FML
Anonymous
Australia
Today, a customer complimented me on how good I looked for my age. She thought I was in my forties. I'm 18. FML
I-love-my-tea
This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff
Birmingham, United Kingdom
Dangerous implements
Today, I had to show my ID to prove I was over 18. I was buying teaspoons. FML
ForeverYoung
Today, I got mistaken for a high school freshman. It’s my 23rd birthday. FML
owned
Singapore
Today, I turned 18. My parents gave me a card that read "now that you're 18, it's time for some boozy fun... you can do all the things you did before but legally!" Taped to the inside was my fake id that I "lost" three months ago. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I went onto the treadmill at my gym. When it prompted me to enter my age I put 27. I'm 29 and am lying about my age to a workout machine. FML
disappointedjamaican
Coventry, United Kingdom
Today, I won a gruelling fitness competition, only to find out the mystery prize was a voucher to get 10 free spray tans. I'm black. FML
Anonymous
Saturday night fever
Today, I was arrested on my 25th birthday and thrown in jail overnight for impersonating myself. FML
Top comments
wannagofast 3
Age doesn't win coloring competitions...I'm 25 and would still lose
JSwerv3 6
I did it for my nephew and lost to a six year old
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Comments (162)
Razzle_Dazzle_5 11
I am going to draw the best damn cow the world has ever seen!!
_ebbonyy 11
I personally think this fml is hilarious haha :-)
skyeyez9 25
How old do you look? When I was 19, I was often mistaken for a middle schooler, but I didn't look young enough to Sneak into a coloring competition.
Awsumuzzie 12
I'm totally in! Do we draw and color or color pre-drawn?
groupleader 7
Next up..how many 2nd graders can you take in a bare knuckle fight? You should be proud. Hope you got a really cool toy for a prize.
simplylost643 0
#62- Love the visual!
allard 14
I'm gonna draw a blue duck! Cause I've never seen a blue duck before.. And I want to see one.
hnz 13
At least you look young enough to pass it off
rahrah765765 11
I swear the adjudicators know when your lying about your age in a coloring competition! I could never fool them! It was like their mission to fend out any good pictures because "mum definitely colored those eyes in, get F***ed a 7 year old didn't slip a little on that corner!" At my local supermarket there was NEVER a good one that won! I think they all just get together and say "they are all too good, F*** it, has your daughter won it this month" ,"ah yes", "well... what about your nephew? He isn't good at anything- it maybe a confidence booster, quick grab some crayons- draw a couple of lines, add some glitter and put your coffee mug in the corner to leave a stain so people won't think it's fake". Yes, yes... I am bitter about the fact I never won... I hope you did win OP- if you didn't; try some glitter next time :)
Jaxx66 21
I'm in! I just got a new Lisa Frank and My Little Pony coloring book a couple days ago! This is going to be so fun!
PussyPredator 6
"What do you think of that Mr. Blue Duck?" "That's quack-tastic!"