Anonymous
Bairnsdale, Australia
Today, I faked my age to win a colouring competition. I just turned 19. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Clay City, United States
Today, I went to buy some beer using my fake ID, when the cute cashier and I started flirting. When he asked me how old I was, I said without thinking, "Nineteen." FML
Anonymous
Lizard queen
Today, someone tried to guess my age. They guessed 45, then 39. I'm 35 and just spent $20,000 on plastic surgery to make myself look more youthful. FML
Anonymous
Belgium
Today, I went to see a movie. While buying tickets, the girl behind the counter asked to show my ID card to proof I'm at least 16 years old. Not wanting to make a drama, I showed it. She took a look at it and declared it as fake. That ID is real and I'm 24. FML
Anonymous
Australia
Today, a customer complimented me on how good I looked for my age. She thought I was in my forties. I'm 18. FML
I-love-my-tea
This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff
Birmingham, United Kingdom
Dangerous implements
Today, I had to show my ID to prove I was over 18. I was buying teaspoons. FML
ForeverYoung
Today, I got mistaken for a high school freshman. It’s my 23rd birthday. FML
owned
Singapore
Today, I turned 18. My parents gave me a card that read "now that you're 18, it's time for some boozy fun... you can do all the things you did before but legally!" Taped to the inside was my fake id that I "lost" three months ago. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I went onto the treadmill at my gym. When it prompted me to enter my age I put 27. I'm 29 and am lying about my age to a workout machine. FML
disappointedjamaican
Coventry, United Kingdom
Today, I won a gruelling fitness competition, only to find out the mystery prize was a voucher to get 10 free spray tans. I'm black. FML
Anonymous
Saturday night fever
Today, I was arrested on my 25th birthday and thrown in jail overnight for impersonating myself. FML
Top comments
wannagofast 3
Age doesn't win coloring competitions...I'm 25 and would still lose
JSwerv3 6
I did it for my nephew and lost to a six year old
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (162)
hilary56 0
How is this an fml? Are you just pointing out that you are just pathetic? :p
AnneeSo 6
I would totally do that. Props!
BluFlames 8
Please explain to me HOW IS THIS A BA THING?!? I'd do just the same!
cartoonsrule 5
Haha ive sone that but I never seem to win....
tHeDaRkNeSs006 10
No shame in that who doesnt love to color
SpringDiver 6
That's sad but did u sin
Ririshi 0
Why put -24 thumbs to a pretty girl? =P
GODert 8
126 Are you a pedophile? Because it sounds like it.
shutupYDI 4
33- u root?
slinky_29 2
You should enter a spelling contest too. Oh wait...
clokwrkpig 6
If you are referring to "colouring", that is actually the correct 'English' English spelling, which is what the OP would use in Australia.