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Today, I decided to start working out because my friends said I'm scrawny and weak. I bought an expensive giant container of protein powder to take before during work outs. I wasn't strong enough to open the lid. FML

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By TANT - / Sunday 22 March 2009 04:53 / United States

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By Chris968 | 0

#50053 - Sunday 22 March 2009 16:31

That's..... sad.

By necromancerlord | 0

#50139 - Sunday 22 March 2009 17:00

Today, I tried to inject steroids. I wasn't strong enough to squeeze the syringe. FML

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By Chris968 | 0

#50053 - Sunday 22 March 2009 16:31

That's..... sad.

tinkerbell1357 | 0

#930485 - Wednesday 10 March 2010 0:51

That's wat the shitsfor lil man!!!

hippo23 | 0

#966057 - Monday 22 March 2010 2:00

poor u! that's ok tho those things are always hard to open!

tellithowitis | 13

#2404660 - Monday 25 April 2011 22:39

how embarrassing....,

NickyK | 25

#3303617 - Saturday 17 September 2011 15:56

Okay, time to break out the saw.

AshleighNason | 24

#3612010 - Sunday 20 November 2011 23:59

its ironic

By Inkspell | 2

#50060 - Sunday 22 March 2009 16:32

haha wow, that sucks ;D, but keep it up, bodybuilding is healthy, great, and fun ;D.

By fillmyheart028 | 0

#50071 - Sunday 22 March 2009 16:35

Wow. You really DO need to start working out.

....good luck with that....

By nando92 | 0

#50077 - Sunday 22 March 2009 16:36

its ok man i cant either...
:)

By kapowi | 0

#50090 - Sunday 22 March 2009 16:39

...wow.

By sapm90 | 0

#50092 - Sunday 22 March 2009 16:39

lol, wow well at least they were right.

By lol_seriously | 0

#50106 - Sunday 22 March 2009 16:46

LMFAO

oh god that is awesome loooooool

By G_Bug | 0

#50136 - Sunday 22 March 2009 17:00

Hmm, that's happened to me. Just slam the lid on a counter/table a few times lol

By immolate5 | 0

#50138 - Sunday 22 March 2009 17:00

Protein needs to be after workout, not before.

Soloman212 | 28

#5773835 - Sunday 1 December 2013 1:48

Definitely not before during.

By necromancerlord | 0

#50139 - Sunday 22 March 2009 17:00

Today, I tried to inject steroids. I wasn't strong enough to squeeze the syringe. FML

El_patron | 0

#1686049 - Friday 12 November 2010 7:49

lol win

Humanspider | 18

#3607919 - Sunday 20 November 2011 2:48

greatest response ever lmao!

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