By Anonymous - 06/11/2009 03:29 - Australia

Today, a customer complimented me on how good I looked for my age. She thought I was in my forties. I'm 18. FML
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perdix 29

Just think, when you reach 40, you'll look good for someone who should have died 10 years ago. You could be the hottest cougar at your high school prom.

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allmidnighteyes 10
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meth combined with a lack of sleep will do that to ya but hey, at least you can fool guys into thinking you're a cougar now! rawrrr

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The_Pleb 0
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YDI for being a virgin

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sexxxtacy 0
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maybe this means you'll get an extra 20 years of bein a cougar and seducing old men for their money...im calling this one a win

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kieran247 0

lies

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Link5794 18

A cougar dates younger men. You're thinking of a gold digger.

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cl9595 0
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how did that happen? o.O

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Sun_Kissed18 25

Smoking ages a person? Thats all I got

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matt5217 4
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sun kissed what realm do you play on :D

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blondbrunette916 0
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heroin ages too

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allmidnighteyes 10
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meth combined with a lack of sleep will do that to ya but hey, at least you can fool guys into thinking you're a cougar now! rawrrr

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plethora 3
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Or the Queensland sun.

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perdix 29

Just think, when you reach 40, you'll look good for someone who should have died 10 years ago. You could be the hottest cougar at your high school prom.

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Djavu 0
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Bwahahaha, f*cking brilliant. But still, how the fuck did you get to look like a 40 year old? You probably deserve it.

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Rayn4u_fml 0
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Perdix, when that day arrives, only a necrophiliac will take a liking for her.

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RubixMonkey 0

uh, I think you are judging necrophiliacs too hard. I have never heard a corpse complain.

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CookiesNmilk 0

wow

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Mx_Rider 6

wow times 2

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subcultured 0

you must be a hard 18.

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teiso_fml 0
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Are you a heavy smoker?

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saimaali 0
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What could one have possibly done to look THAT old??? Dammmmnn.

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dudeitsdanny 9

It's not bad at 16 to be thought of as a few years younger. But to be 18 and thought to be over twice your age is horrible, I'm sure

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