Today, I faked my age to win a colouring competition. I just turned 19. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, I went to buy some beer using my fake ID, when the cute cashier and I started flirting. When he asked me how old I was, I said without thinking, "Nineteen." FML
Lizard queen
Today, someone tried to guess my age. They guessed 45, then 39. I'm 35 and just spent $20,000 on plastic surgery to make myself look more youthful. FML
Today, I went to see a movie. While buying tickets, the girl behind the counter asked to show my ID card to proof I'm at least 16 years old. Not wanting to make a drama, I showed it. She took a look at it and declared it as fake. That ID is real and I'm 24. FML
Today, a customer complimented me on how good I looked for my age. She thought I was in my forties. I'm 18. FML
Dangerous implements
Today, I had to show my ID to prove I was over 18. I was buying teaspoons. FML
Today, I got mistaken for a high school freshman. It’s my 23rd birthday. FML
Today, I turned 18. My parents gave me a card that read "now that you're 18, it's time for some boozy fun... you can do all the things you did before but legally!" Taped to the inside was my fake id that I "lost" three months ago. FML
Today, I went onto the treadmill at my gym. When it prompted me to enter my age I put 27. I'm 29 and am lying about my age to a workout machine. FML
Today, I won a gruelling fitness competition, only to find out the mystery prize was a voucher to get 10 free spray tans. I'm black. FML
Saturday night fever
Today, I was arrested on my 25th birthday and thrown in jail overnight for impersonating myself. FML
Top comments
wannagofast 3
Age doesn't win coloring competitions...I'm 25 and would still lose
JSwerv3 6
I did it for my nephew and lost to a six year old
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Comments (162)
HolyHandGrenade 4
I'm sure all the five year olds are jealous of your abilities of coloring inside the lines and knowing what color each part of an elephant is. Bravo, OP. Bravo.
NiveaKK 9
I hope you didn't color outside the lines
DMarie217 0
Cause then we would have a serious problem hahaha
KaziX_fml 4
That's cute. ^^ Really.
micahsmommy 13
We should have an FML coloring contest for all of us "adults". We can color a picture and then put it as our profile picture. :)
EverydayIShuffle 0
Why would u want to be in a coloring competition anyways??!
thatnucca 36
Don't chew those crayons though...
hellaflushfa5 6
Winner winner chicken dinner
DespairFaction 11
Women dig men that can utilize crayons. Well maybe not.
TheHeavyOne 15
The problem is that I'm 26 & would still lose that competition. Age is not a factor in being able to colour. However, YDI cause you signed up for it.
SkoomaKi 28
When should we change our profile pictures? :D
GovernorGeneral 8
Lol i feel you op. ive always wanted to call tvokids for prizes and im 16 xD