Anonymous
Bairnsdale, Australia
Today, I faked my age to win a colouring competition. I just turned 19. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Clay City, United States
Today, I went to buy some beer using my fake ID, when the cute cashier and I started flirting. When he asked me how old I was, I said without thinking, "Nineteen." FML
Anonymous
Lizard queen
Today, someone tried to guess my age. They guessed 45, then 39. I'm 35 and just spent $20,000 on plastic surgery to make myself look more youthful. FML
Anonymous
Belgium
Today, I went to see a movie. While buying tickets, the girl behind the counter asked to show my ID card to proof I'm at least 16 years old. Not wanting to make a drama, I showed it. She took a look at it and declared it as fake. That ID is real and I'm 24. FML
Anonymous
Australia
Today, a customer complimented me on how good I looked for my age. She thought I was in my forties. I'm 18. FML
I-love-my-tea
This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff
Birmingham, United Kingdom
Dangerous implements
Today, I had to show my ID to prove I was over 18. I was buying teaspoons. FML
ForeverYoung
Today, I got mistaken for a high school freshman. It’s my 23rd birthday. FML
owned
Singapore
Today, I turned 18. My parents gave me a card that read "now that you're 18, it's time for some boozy fun... you can do all the things you did before but legally!" Taped to the inside was my fake id that I "lost" three months ago. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I went onto the treadmill at my gym. When it prompted me to enter my age I put 27. I'm 29 and am lying about my age to a workout machine. FML
disappointedjamaican
Coventry, United Kingdom
Today, I won a gruelling fitness competition, only to find out the mystery prize was a voucher to get 10 free spray tans. I'm black. FML
Anonymous
Saturday night fever
Today, I was arrested on my 25th birthday and thrown in jail overnight for impersonating myself. FML
Top comments
wannagofast 3
Age doesn't win coloring competitions...I'm 25 and would still lose
JSwerv3 6
I did it for my nephew and lost to a six year old
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Comments (162)
Demonfish 14
I like this plan. I shall draw this picture, and it shall be awesome... Though, chances are I will forget... :P
starshadows99 4
Okay, this made me laugh :P
lacrossechick52 7
What's wrong with wanting to be in a coloring Competition? I would fake my age too
MaxG123 8
Hahaha :')
TraceCase_ 19
True story, when I was four, I was disqualified from a coloring contest. They sent a letter to my mother basically saying, "shame on you for cheating". I colored that picture 100% on my own and remember feeling totally disappointed. At least now I know who to blame...in fact, I think you owe me a prize, OP!
challan 19
I'm in... It's on like donkey kong.
benikki 0
Im in too!!!!! Im the best damn colorerer in the world...
benikki 0
Oh yeah, one more thing, bring it on noor!!!
DQEight 8
I bet no one remembers.
ThatEmoVeganChic 0
Coloring is fun!!! :)