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By monkeywrench - / Tuesday 1 May 2012 05:14 / United States
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  SkoomaKi  |  24

Okay. So if all the forever alone's got together and stayed together, they would be forever friends. But if one of them decided to date another one, then we would have forever lovers. Then they would eventually become forever pregnant. Then give birth to a baby forever alone. But because they are *forever* they can't die and they keep multiplying!

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  JayBear14  |  11

I read this is the morning and didn't understand it because I thought it meant spam the food. Now reading it when I am awake, it makes a lot more sense.

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  ycrem0n  |  20

4 - The spam mentioned in the post is a message sent indiscriminately to large numbers of recipients on the Internet, or sometimes on phones.

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  ycrem0n  |  20

17 - No shit, Captain Obvious!

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  VeganVampyre  |  26

So... I WAS going to reply to 17 to point out how he was missing the obvious sarcasm, but... It appears he already took care of that himself... I wish we had more people around here who pointed out their own stupidity to themselves. It's quite entertaining.

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  vcapelo  |  19

Maybe it's true, but being noticed has also something to do with confidence. If you pretent to believe in yourself just a little, I promise more people will notice you!

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  SkoomaKi  |  24

#14 - I knew someone was going to bring back that FML! Those are the places people usually find love or companionship. Nothing like a sex fest in some bar to brighten your dull life or the nervousness waiting for a reply on a dating site.

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  perdix  |  29

#24, aw, you are old school. Meeting people online is the way to go. Once you've established mutual interest, you should meet them in real life as soon as possible. It's so nice to know a person's true height, weight, age, income, marital status, etc. before you blow a ton of money liquoring them up and sharing bodily fluids.

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  rahrah765765  |  11

Especially marital status- who indicates married on a dating site? "James, 35years old. I am looking for a fun and easy going lady to hang out with when my 3rd wife is giving me the shits about my 2nd wife. Must be able to get along with my jealous 1st wife. Must want lots of children - don't worry they wont be any of yours. Must be slender - I only have a king single bed to share with my 3 wives."

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