By monkeywrench - 01/05/2012 05:14 - United States
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Okay. So if all the forever alone's got together and stayed together, they would be forever friends. But if one of them decided to date another one, then we would have forever lovers. Then they would eventually become forever pregnant. Then give birth to a baby forever alone. But because they are *forever* they can't die and they keep multiplying!
Spam is yummy though! Not that kind of spam? Oh... Um...this is a wee bit awkward...
Aww well plz dont try eharmony. These online dating sites are ridiculous!!
Go to clubs, bars and maybe even dating sites..? There's always someone out there waiting for you OP, you just need to find them.
#24, aw, you are old school. Meeting people online is the way to go. Once you've established mutual interest, you should meet them in real life as soon as possible. It's so nice to know a person's true height, weight, age, income, marital status, etc. before you blow a ton of money liquoring them up and sharing bodily fluids.
Especially marital status- who indicates married on a dating site? "James, 35years old. I am looking for a fun and easy going lady to hang out with when my 3rd wife is giving me the ***** about my 2nd wife. Must be able to get along with my jealous 1st wife. Must want lots of children - don't worry they wont be any of yours. Must be slender - I only have a king single bed to share with my 3 wives."
You'll meet someone special someday! You only need one amazing person in the end, and I'm sure you'll find them (: