Today, I faked my age to win a colouring competition. I just turned 19. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, I went to buy some beer using my fake ID, when the cute cashier and I started flirting. When he asked me how old I was, I said without thinking, "Nineteen." FML
Lizard queen
Today, someone tried to guess my age. They guessed 45, then 39. I'm 35 and just spent $20,000 on plastic surgery to make myself look more youthful. FML
Today, I went to see a movie. While buying tickets, the girl behind the counter asked to show my ID card to proof I'm at least 16 years old. Not wanting to make a drama, I showed it. She took a look at it and declared it as fake. That ID is real and I'm 24. FML
Today, a customer complimented me on how good I looked for my age. She thought I was in my forties. I'm 18. FML
Dangerous implements
Today, I had to show my ID to prove I was over 18. I was buying teaspoons. FML
Today, I got mistaken for a high school freshman. It’s my 23rd birthday. FML
Today, I turned 18. My parents gave me a card that read "now that you're 18, it's time for some boozy fun... you can do all the things you did before but legally!" Taped to the inside was my fake id that I "lost" three months ago. FML
Today, I went onto the treadmill at my gym. When it prompted me to enter my age I put 27. I'm 29 and am lying about my age to a workout machine. FML
Today, I won a gruelling fitness competition, only to find out the mystery prize was a voucher to get 10 free spray tans. I'm black. FML
Saturday night fever
Today, I was arrested on my 25th birthday and thrown in jail overnight for impersonating myself. FML
Top comments
wannagofast 3
Age doesn't win coloring competitions...I'm 25 and would still lose
JSwerv3 6
I did it for my nephew and lost to a six year old
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Comments (162)
MyLoveDrunk 11
No, of course not.
zebralover23 14
I would do that too! No worries!
SkoomaKi 28
Sounds great, I just need to get some pencils. Prepare to be amazed (not really, I'm bad at drawing shhhh).
NoisyNykkii 10
I'm in(:! (has a special art set) heheh...
merko 8
wow, i just picture OP with a bunch of 10 year olds coloring :/ thats pretty low
StanSmith_fml 9
Hey as long as op is winning cold hard cash I say crush the dreams of all those 11 year old kids.
lflickin 6
Well if that is what it takes to win??? But I think that you may be a littler old to be in a coloring contest.
twisted_cherub 14
How old did you tell them you were, OP? I can't imagine they have coloring competitions for anyone over the age of 12. If you can pass for 12, I might just feel sorry enough for you to forgive the fact that you just robbed a child of the sense of accomplishment they could have gotten from winning that contest. You're an adult. If you wanted whatever that prize was, get a job and buy one.
pbonham 22
Who does that?!?!
twisted_cherub 14
OP
Linkerdoodles 15
Me… well I would if I was an adult anyway. Coloring is amazing. :o
hellaflushfa5 6
Winner winner chicken dinner