By TCRII - 11/10/2017 22:30 - United States - Springfield

Today, my wife and I agreed to get two horses. She got three horses and a pregnant goat. FML
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skippydoda 32

To be fair, you said two horses, which she got. You didn't say she couldn't get more than that.

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coconutting101 6

Rich people problems.

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skippydoda 32

To be fair, you said two horses, which she got. You didn't say she couldn't get more than that.

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coconutting101 6

Rich people problems.

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MadiGirl24 18

Maybe they're not rich at all and that's why he's mad.

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WhatHappenedToIt 22

or the animals are rescues and they live on a farm and he ends up doing mkst of the physical labour for the animals and now more then 2 horses is too much work.

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Koios 30

Now that's a real plot twist

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Natasha Kinnear 9

First of all, how dare you

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LordGiblett 26

You clearly didn't get the joke. A goat's babies are also named kids. There you go, please retake kindergarten if you ever get the chance.

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Lobby_Bee 17

Don't cut them up until you eat them, that way they'll stay fresh longer.

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Glowworm56 26

The fact that she randomly got a pregnant goat as well makes me laugh--it just seems so random.

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Lemou_fml 25

meh... They may have agreed on a maximum price, she found cheap horses and got a goat on that deal. Like they time I tried to sell my turtle to a pet shop, but they sold me a turtle that's too cheap for me to say no. Now, I have two.

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tibtak 20

That's why you should have agreed on one horse only

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