By TCRII - 11/10/2017 22:30 - United States - Springfield

Today, my wife and I agreed to get two horses. She got three horses and a pregnant goat. FML
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skippydoda 32
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To be fair, you said two horses, which she got. You didn't say she couldn't get more than that.

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coconutting101 6

Rich people problems.

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skippydoda 32
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To be fair, you said two horses, which she got. You didn't say she couldn't get more than that.

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janeresit 3

nice

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coconutting101 6

Rich people problems.

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MadiGirl24 18
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Maybe they're not rich at all and that's why he's mad.

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WhatHappenedToIt 22
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or the animals are rescues and they live on a farm and he ends up doing mkst of the physical labour for the animals and now more then 2 horses is too much work.

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Koios 30

Now that's a real plot twist

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pro_panda_ganda 10
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First-world problems.

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Shabnam Moghal 14
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Congratulations! You're gonna have kids!

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Sinshine 28
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Not if she spends all time with the horses and the goat.

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Shabnam Moghal 14
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The children of goats are called kids

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mikbrooke 25
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baby goat is a kid...

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skippydoda 32
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A baby goat is called a kid.

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Lemou_fml 25
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The goat offsprings are called kids, you poptart.

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joshszz_fml 27
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Centaurs then.

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WhatHappenedToIt 22
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a baby goat is called a kid....

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Natasha Kinnear 9

First of all, how dare you

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LordGiblett 26
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You clearly didn't get the joke. A goat's babies are also named kids. There you go, please retake kindergarten if you ever get the chance.

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Lobby_Bee 17

Don't cut them up until you eat them, that way they'll stay fresh longer.

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obzidian 4
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This is soooo me. I like your wife!

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Glowworm56 26
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The fact that she randomly got a pregnant goat as well makes me laugh--it just seems so random.

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Lemou_fml 25
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meh... They may have agreed on a maximum price, she found cheap horses and got a goat on that deal. Like they time I tried to sell my turtle to a pet shop, but they sold me a turtle that's too cheap for me to say no. Now, I have two.

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tibtak 20
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That's why you should have agreed on one horse only

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