To be fair, you said two horses, which she got. You didn't say she couldn't get more than that.

nice

Rich people problems.

Maybe they're not rich at all and that's why he's mad.

or the animals are rescues and they live on a farm and he ends up doing mkst of the physical labour for the animals and now more then 2 horses is too much work.

Now that's a real plot twist

First-world problems.

Congratulations! You're gonna have kids!

Not if she spends all time with the horses and the goat.

First of all, how dare you

XD

You clearly didn't get the joke. A goat's babies are also named kids. There you go, please retake kindergarten if you ever get the chance.

Don't cut them up until you eat them, that way they'll stay fresh longer.

This is soooo me. I like your wife!

The fact that she randomly got a pregnant goat as well makes me laugh--it just seems so random.

meh... They may have agreed on a maximum price, she found cheap horses and got a goat on that deal. Like they time I tried to sell my turtle to a pet shop, but they sold me a turtle that's too cheap for me to say no. Now, I have two.

That's why you should have agreed on one horse only