FML : Today, my parents installed spyware on my computer after reading an article about teens ordering drugs from the deep web. Now I'm too afraid to watch porn...

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Today, my parents installed spyware on my computer after reading an article about teens ordering drugs from the deep web. Now I'm too afraid to watch porn because I don't want my parents to know when I'm jacking off. FML

I agree, your life sucks

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I'm allowed to watch it. I'm 16. It's just awkward that they know when I'm watching

By AustinFFA / Friday 22 January 2016 16:46 / United States - Agoura Hills

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By Ebola_fml | 20

#6517512 - Saturday 23 January 2016 01:21

Do it anyway. Make them regret invading your privacy.

By HollyQuinn | 21

#6517510 - Saturday 23 January 2016 01:19

Smartphones are a wonderful thing.

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By HollyQuinn | 21

#6517510 - Saturday 23 January 2016 01:19

Smartphones are a wonderful thing.

jenninator93 | 18

#6518185 - Saturday 23 January 2016 11:53

Or just use the computers at the nearest public library! ;)

By Ebola_fml | 20

#6517512 - Saturday 23 January 2016 01:21

Do it anyway. Make them regret invading your privacy.

RebeccaRFT | 18

#6517710 - Saturday 23 January 2016 06:20

Unless they punish him for looking up porn. In which case, he'd end up regretting it

clawstrophobic | 15

#6517726 - Saturday 23 January 2016 06:56

Make it something incredibly weird too, Lille a clown fetish or something

Ubehage | 15

#6517864 - Saturday 23 January 2016 12:05

Yeah, I can give you some words to search for, if you want to teach them a lesson :D

AustinFFA | 11

#6519088 - Monday 25 January 2016 03:54

I'm allowed to watch it. I'm 16. It's just awkward that they know when I'm watching

1known_fml | 8

#6519228 - Monday 25 January 2016 08:16

Shouldn't you be 18 to watch porn?

mneill | 6

#6519490 - Monday 25 January 2016 04:45

@#3: As a parent, I'll say - they already know. It won't gross them out, and besides, at least one of OPs parents do the same thing (Masturbate; I have no idea about the porn). Seriously, I don't understand why kids think all of this stuff they do is a secret. At least half of it we did when we were kids, and the rest of it our friends did Re: all the comments about Incognito: Won't avoid most of the sorts of "spyware" installed. Just because you're no longer caching the data doesn't stop web traffic from being recognized by the network stack and logging it.

FSGInsainity | 15

#6519998 - Tuesday 26 January 2016 05:40

#131 We know you know. We just don't want you to know when and to what we jerk off to.

littlekellilee | 41

#6520399 - Tuesday 26 January 2016 05:54

130 do you think hormones stay dormant until you turn 18?

darkfireflame | 15

#6528000 - Thursday 4 February 2016 03:28

Also be sure to browse sex toys on Amazon and adult web stores.

gunnarsowz | 6

#6664804 - Thursday 4 August 2016 06:55

are you the real youtuber? if so I'm a big fan.

By crudeandrudeguy | 29

#6517513 - Saturday 23 January 2016 01:22

Now is when you watch porn so weird and kinky your parents will be scared to spy...

Dicebar | 10

#6519820 - Tuesday 26 January 2016 12:12

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

Lefty_Guns | 15

#6520224 - Tuesday 26 January 2016 02:20

Yes, and end up on a government watchlist. Good plan.

exos_blackpearl | 10

#6520714 - Tuesday 26 January 2016 11:30

#135 You are an idiot. I tried disliking but I ended up liking the comment. Darn.

By tj4234 | 35

#6517514 - Saturday 23 January 2016 01:22

Depending on the type of spyware that probably won't work. Google incognito isn't as "incognito" as everyone says it is.

By crudeandrudeguy | 29

#6517520 - Saturday 23 January 2016 01:25

Or just screenshot tittyboomboom. Normally I would never make this type of comment but your user name and pictures made it impossible to resist

By tj4234 | 35

#6517524 - Saturday 23 January 2016 01:27

In fact incognito is only useful if you have other users on your computer. It doesn't block web traffic information being stored by the router. This is information that OP's parents probably have access to, as they are likely the holders of the administrator account for the network. All incognito does is delete your history and cookies after you have logged off the browser. This is something that you can do (and set the browser to do automatically) anyway.