By hjkashld - 24/04/2012 01:48 - United States

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Today, I faked back pain to get out of sex with my wife. FML
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HSOMGF 5

That back pain is probably related to your lack of spine. And really, **** HER life. She deserves better.

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hereinnc 12

Why wouldn't you have just told her you were not in the mood? Marriages should be based on open communication. There is NOTHING wrong with sometimes not being the mood. There is no rule that you must be ready to pounce at all times no matter what. While I do have a very high sex drive I can tell you after a 15 hour work day and deal with cranky kids sometimes the last thing I want to do is that I expect my partner to be understanding of that. You should as well.

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CursedSilent 1

Being the wife with a much greater sex drive than my husband's, I understand this. For all we know, they just had sex, showered, she took care of herself and then wanted him yet again. It happens and I can see needing to feign an excuse.

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blackvyper 8

Let someone else take over.

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merko 8

You gay or something?? Wtf? who backs outta sex??

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Zomg_Okay 26

You have a lot to learn, young Padawan.

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masnosmas 3

Time To stop buying very expensive wine. Or Start leaving boones farm around the house and stash the expensive stuff

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uzee 29

Tell me your adress, I'll come to replace you for that part :D

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