By GogoTheGreat - United States - Mission Today, I saw a picture of a dude on a Harley on my friend's wall. I asked her if it was Dog the bounty hunter. It wasn't, it was her aunt. FML I agree, your life sucks 24546 You deserved it 5001 89 Comments Favorite Tweet Share GogoTheGreat tells us more : Her hair was in her face so I couldn't tell if there was a beard or not.
By Anonymous - United States Today, I popped a boner while my braces were being tightened. FML I agree, your life sucks 38752 You deserved it 7476 293 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United States Today, I shaved my beard off. Turns out the skin under my beard is six shades lighter than the rest of my face. I look completely ridiculous. FML I agree, your life sucks 43207 You deserved it 14139 254 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United States - Burbank Today, I was driving a little over the speed limit, when I saw a cop car waiting to join the road ahead of me. I quickly hit the brakes so they wouldn't have a payday with me. I hit the brakes too hard, lost control and almost ended up on someone's lawn. FML I agree, your life sucks 10526 You deserved it 25060 85 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By confusedphotographer - United States Today, I was fixing some photos for a client. I spent 20 minutes trying to Photoshop an unusual black dot out of a picture. Only then did I discover it was a black dot on my computer screen. FML I agree, your life sucks 13829 You deserved it 64087 155 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By bossgroper - United States Today, I was walking through a heavy door at work, so I reached behind me to catch it so it wouldn't slam shut. Little did I know that my boss was walking through right after me. Instead of catching the door, I caught a handful of his crotch. FML I agree, your life sucks 51817 You deserved it 5474 122 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - Canada - Toronto Today, I was at my job life-guarding, when a woman pushed the spine-board over, hitting me on the back of my head. She laughed, but I now have a concussion and a stiff neck, and my co-workers can't stop laughing at the "irony." FML I agree, your life sucks 22632 You deserved it 1722 92 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By thefailure - United States Today, it was my wedding day, and while I was standing next to my husband in front of all of our guests, I was rocking on my heels because I was nervous. I rocked too far and fell backward. My husband didn't come to help me up. He just said at the top of his lungs, "FAIL!" FML I agree, your life sucks 68988 You deserved it 16658 1 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By skyplaysguitar - United States - Las Cruces Today, due to my boyfriend teasing me about me possibly having been conceived on a beach because I was born in Hawaii, I finally asked my mom if I really was. She said no, but then told me in detail how much sex on a beach hurts when you get sand up your ass. FML I agree, your life sucks 29971 You deserved it 6403 119 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By o.v. - Bangladesh Today, the pipe in the dining room sink suddenly broke open and in about 15 minutes my entire apartment was turned into an indoor swimming pool. The worst part? I was there the entire time, playing video games with my headphones on. FML I agree, your life sucks 16051 You deserved it 47488 165 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Schmolly - United States Today, I had a mental break down. Many things have been going completely wrong in my life, and I finally decided to let my boyfriend know about it. After about an hour of explaining and pouring my heart out, his response was "I think we were better off as friends." FML I agree, your life sucks 36062 You deserved it 5471 101 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Sarah - United States - San Francisco Today, my boss mistakenly drunk texted me and was talking shit about me. FML I agree, your life sucks 21710 You deserved it 1712 45 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By FUCK A FUCKING DUCK - Bahamas - Nassau Today, I went out and bought a copy of Black Ops 2. I got home and opened the case, only to see the game disk was missing. When I went back to the store to complain, the guy at the desk accused me of trying to pull an old scam on him. FML I agree, your life sucks 28953 You deserved it 2828 127 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By always-the-responsible-one - Canada Today, I just spent half an hour cleaning up my little brother's puke after he got drunk for the first time. All the people who bought him drinks are still out partying and having a good time, while all I can smell is whiskey, Chinese food, and whatever else was in his stomach. FML I agree, your life sucks 27538 You deserved it 3096 41 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By TimeForANewJob Today, at work, my colleague started to look for a new job. For me. FML I agree, your life sucks 5911 You deserved it 704 4 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By pissed - United States Today, I was on Facebook looking at pictures of my boyfriend, who was in his friend's wedding this past weekend. He said that none of the girlfriends could come because it would cost too much for the couple. I spent the weekend alone, and all his friend's girlfriends are in the pictures. FML I agree, your life sucks 63051 You deserved it 4953 122 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 17/2/2021 20:01 Unreasonable Today, I had to choose between being in excruciating pain and having a happy significant other by doing housework, or resting my sprained ankle and having my significant other pissed off at me because she thinks I’m milking it. She went to bed two hours ago and I can barely move it. Guess which I chose. FML I agree, your life sucks 654 You deserved it 155 8 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By bluehairedfreakgirl - United States Today, I was walking down the sidewalk and heard a little girl ask her dad why I had blue hair. He said, "Sometimes drugs will make people do stupid things." FML I agree, your life sucks 45415 You deserved it 38654 320 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By tigger2013 - Australia - Cheltenham Today, my wife of 12 years informed me that the only sexual activity she is interested in is foreplay, and she absolutely doesn't want to go any further than that anymore. FML I agree, your life sucks 59695 You deserved it 5648 170 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Hth - United States Today, I farted A LOT during my exam, all silent so I figured I should be OK. Then I looked around and everybody was suffocating and giving me sly looks. I am now known to everyone in the department as SuperFart. FML I agree, your life sucks 18275 You deserved it 43584 72 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous Today, I got better phone reception crossing an inlet on a ferry than I normally do at my own house. FML I agree, your life sucks 3535 You deserved it 335 4 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - Canada - Calgary Today, I helped a nice middle-aged lady pick out a sweater. She then opened her changing room door to ask for my opinion. I still don't understand why she had to take everything else off to try on a sweater. FML I agree, your life sucks 54067 You deserved it 4850 92 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By neverleavingthehouseagain - United Kingdom - Epsom Today, my ex, for whom I still have feelings, introduced me to his new girlfriend. To make things "less awkward," he invited a mutual friend of ours. However, the last time I'd seen this friend, it was a week after my ex and I had broke up, and we hooked up. Awkward doesn't cover it. FML I agree, your life sucks 22659 You deserved it 5511 37 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous Light day Today, on my 16th birthday, my lightly worn jeans split while I was at school. I attempted to fix them with staples, but I have a metal allergy. So I took my driving exam with a rash on my butt and staples digging in, in a car that had no AC. FML I agree, your life sucks 1507 You deserved it 378 9 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By niquey62307 - United States Today, I found out my neighbor has been watching my husband and I have sex for the 2 years we've been married. He slaps his sausage and smokes 5 cigarettes while he watches. FML I agree, your life sucks 24207 You deserved it 5718 88 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By bruisedandconfused - United States - Aberdeen Today, two days after sending her flowers for Valentine's Day, my dream girl asked me on a date. She didn't show up. Her boyfriend did though. FML I agree, your life sucks 54166 You deserved it 10752 131 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Michael - 14/10/2020 23:02 - United States - Kearny Stahp! Today, I had to babysit my dying grandmother, so I brought up my guitar. She hadn't said anything to anyone today, and the first thing and only thing she said was, "Stop. Make it stop" to me when I played. FML I agree, your life sucks 924 You deserved it 346 4 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Science teacher Today, in science, we were studying reproduction. Our teacher was reading out the notes and claimed that 'the female's penis stiffens to enter the male's vagina.' I'm supposed to be learning stuff from this woman. FML I agree, your life sucks 2591 You deserved it 214 14 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Angelofkarma - United Kingdom Today, my boyfriend of 2 years took me to get a tattoo done with his name on. He paid for it. After it was done he told me it was over between us and he thought it'd be a nice reminder of him for me. FML I agree, your life sucks 314053 You deserved it 172986 803 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United States Try to do a nice thing… Today, I mowed our lawn without being asked. My sister wouldn't stop yelling at me for not checking with her, because she wanted the grass to get long enough to "play jungle" in. My mom sided with her. FML I agree, your life sucks 1747 You deserved it 113 6 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Sexless from Texas - United States - San Antonio Today, I learned that, when you ask your girlfriend "Do you think we're having sex too often?" she might interpret it as, "I don't think we should have sex ever again," and entirely stop talking to you. FML I agree, your life sucks 28929 You deserved it 13704 97 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By UnluckyArtist - United States Today, I had an art class with my girlfriend. The teacher assigned "anti-cards", or cards for unusual or bad occasions. My girlfriend decided to make a "break-up" card, and I helped her write the poem inside it. After class, she gave it to me. FML I agree, your life sucks 46138 You deserved it 6438 55 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By swag papi - Australia - Perth Today, my pubic hairs were poking into my wang, I went to scratch it. Something bit my hand. FML I agree, your life sucks 21913 You deserved it 8294 98 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By jts - United States - Asheville Today, I had to console my bawling 6-year-old son and explain that his sister was lying when she told him that when boys in our family turn 13, they turn into girls. I'm not sure who disappoints me more right now. FML I agree, your life sucks 21334 You deserved it 2373 90 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Jeezus - Canada - Saint Albert Today, after a week of waiting to hear something about my stolen car, I got a letter in the mail saying it had been impounded the same day I reported it stolen, but they don't share a database with the police so they never called. Now the impound wants $900 plus $120 for the tow to release it. FML I agree, your life sucks 20201 You deserved it 1634 56 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United States - San Bruno Today, I hung out with some old friends for the first time since losing about 50 pounds, going from clinically obese to a healthy weight. I even bought a cute new dress for the occasion to show off my new body. No one noticed the change. FML I agree, your life sucks 21673 You deserved it 2388 126 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By sexyfreak2510 - South Africa Today, at my bachelorette party, I got so wasted, I ended up giving my stripper a lap dance because he "wasn't doing it properly". There's photos. FML I agree, your life sucks 11260 You deserved it 51741 144 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United States Today, I took a major test, worth half my grade, not realizing that there were questions on the back of the sheet. FML I agree, your life sucks 23796 You deserved it 38513 226 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - Malta - Santa Venera Today, I came across the word "pegging". Not knowing what it meant, I googled it and got a very graphic explanation. Seconds later, I realised that the webpage URL actually included the sexual nature of the meaning. The IT department have logs of every page we visit. FML I agree, your life sucks 23813 You deserved it 7993 117 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By UnderConstruction - Canada - Pickering Today, I wrecked my car and got rushed to the emergency room. While strapped to a gurney, a nurse reached in my back pocket, grabbed my wallet and pulled the velcro keeping my wallet shut. The entire room immediately started laughing as condoms and loose change went flying everywhere. FML I agree, your life sucks 23327 You deserved it 4254 108 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - Canada Today, I was robbed at work. The guy stole my cell phone, bag, and laptop. Because of the robbery, I had to close the store two and a half hours early. My boss decided to dock my hours. FML I agree, your life sucks 29632 You deserved it 2513 95 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By elephantom12 | 9 #4347847 - Tuesday 24 April 2012 8:12 Damn, that must be a butch looking woman. Send a private message 118 8 Reply
By GogoTheGreat | 12 #4349478 - Tuesday 24 April 2012 17:12 Her hair was in her face so I couldn't tell if there was a beard or not. Send a private message 97 5 Reply
By goldfishgod | 20 #4347845 - Tuesday 24 April 2012 8:11 She must be a dog, eh? Send a private message 18 56 Reply
Reply maz255 | 10 #4347867 - Tuesday 24 April 2012 8:15 Daaaaamn... Send a private message 12 2 Reply
Reply cakeddeath | 1 #4347881 - Tuesday 24 April 2012 8:19 Lol must of been a fun rest of the night? Send a private message 2 11 Reply
Reply Keevarou | 16 #4347944 - Tuesday 24 April 2012 8:35 Yes 1, because being a human is too mainstream.. Send a private message 29 6 Reply
Reply AngiLaLa1 | 0 #4348241 - Tuesday 24 April 2012 10:53 Who said anything about mainstream? :) Send a private message 2 19 Reply
Reply MDTeddy | 13 #4348319 - Tuesday 24 April 2012 11:16 Dig #1 think they really meant a dog? Send a private message 1 9 Reply
Reply Keevarou | 16 #4348322 - Tuesday 24 April 2012 11:16 Hipsters.. Hipsters did... Send a private message 4 10 Reply
Reply YtotsDI | 0 #4349406 - Tuesday 24 April 2012 16:51 Damn hipsters -.- Send a private message 6 2 Reply
Reply MajesticLaura | 8 #4351724 - Wednesday 25 April 2012 4:13 Lololololol. Nasty Hipsters. . Send a private message 0 0 Reply
Reply MyChemicalSmosh | 4 #4360933 - Friday 27 April 2012 9:21 1's picture must be a duck, eh? Send a private message 0 4 Reply
Reply ontheFLY4 | 25 #6379584 - Thursday 13 August 2015 5:28 You people and your political correctness... Send a private message 2 2 Reply
By elephantom12 | 9 #4347847 - Tuesday 24 April 2012 8:12 Damn, that must be a butch looking woman. Send a private message 118 8 Reply
Reply GiggityGiggityGo_fml | 8 #4353141 - Wednesday 25 April 2012 13:13 This is such a good FML!! So funny! :) Send a private message 4 8 Reply
By honeycutt8729 | 8 #4347849 - Tuesday 24 April 2012 8:12 That was kinda rude. Send a private message 11 59 Reply
Reply AngiLaLa1 | 0 #4347873 - Tuesday 24 April 2012 8:16 I will have to disagree... Embarrassing moment for sure... I doubt OP meant to be rude Send a private message 24 4 Reply
Reply honeycutt8729 | 8 #4347950 - Tuesday 24 April 2012 8:36 It could go either way. Send a private message 2 26 Reply
Reply ILoveMyXbox | 0 #4348103 - Tuesday 24 April 2012 9:53 I personally thought this was hilarious and in no way OP's fault! Send a private message 14 2 Reply
Reply AngiLaLa1 | 0 #4348236 - Tuesday 24 April 2012 10:50 I don't think it would be an FML moment if they meant to be rude. It could go either way... But seems to me it was an honest mistake. Not OPs fault the women looks like dog the bounty hunter. Send a private message 11 2 Reply
Reply Mcstud1y | 30 #6379178 - Wednesday 12 August 2015 20:40 Not if you don't know Send a private message 0 1 Reply
By happle | 21 #4347851 - Tuesday 24 April 2012 8:12 Doesn't Dog the Bounty Hunter have a huge moustache? O.o Send a private message 91 2 Reply
Reply ydi_4_suking | 20 #4347870 - Tuesday 24 April 2012 8:15 I've seen a couple ladies with mustaches. Weird Send a private message 16 2 Reply
Reply Webslinger66 | 10 #4347887 - Tuesday 24 April 2012 8:20 And so does her aunt Send a private message 16 3 Reply
Reply ladyLALAA | 28 #4348132 - Tuesday 24 April 2012 10:05 Just throwing it out there, to the ladies with facial hair, wax that! Send a private message 20 19 Reply
Reply GogoTheGreat | 12 #4349478 - Tuesday 24 April 2012 17:12 Her hair was in her face so I couldn't tell if there was a beard or not. Send a private message 97 5 Reply
Reply GetPWN3D | 0 #4356476 - Thursday 26 April 2012 3:50 Yes thats the point...... Lol Send a private message 3 2 Reply
Reply miwaka | 10 #6379071 - Wednesday 12 August 2015 19:17 Okay but, consider this... We do what the fuck we wanna do with our hair. Anyway, FYL op, must have been an awkward moment for both of you haha Send a private message 24 4 Reply
Reply danimal_crackerz | 26 #6379257 - Wednesday 12 August 2015 22:21 So curt, OP :P Send a private message 1 0 Reply
Reply YourOpinionSucks | 22 #6379431 - Thursday 13 August 2015 1:58 Do what you want with your hair, just don't expect men to find you attractive if you're sporting a unibrow, mustache, and natural leg warmers Send a private message 8 20 Reply
Reply greekk | 21 #6379533 - Thursday 13 August 2015 4:12 44 fmls submitted, 1 made it, YDI for saying FYL to every small situation like this one. lmao Send a private message 1 9 Reply
Reply wheelchairchick | 11 #6380416 - Friday 14 August 2015 11:25 I would hope a woman would shave it off. Send a private message 0 1 Reply
By Theia_fml | 0 #4347854 - Tuesday 24 April 2012 8:13 Dude, that's just messed up. You should've kept quiet about it. Send a private message 2 17 Reply
Reply KendratheUnicorn | 0 #4347994 - Tuesday 24 April 2012 8:53 I agree with 20, maybe they were trying to make a lighthearted joke. Or even trying to talk the guy up. It just went poorly...because he's a she. Send a private message 2 4 Reply
Reply KiddNYC1O | 20 #4350152 - Tuesday 24 April 2012 20:15 knew* Maybe op is a Dog fan?? Send a private message 0 0 Reply
By amberxxoo | 6 #4347862 - Tuesday 24 April 2012 8:15 Sometimes you just don't know until you ask. Send a private message 34 0 Reply
By mycheese | 0 #4347863 - Tuesday 24 April 2012 8:15 Ewwww she sounds hairy :p yuck Send a private message 16 6 Reply
Reply cartedor | 18 #5303658 - Wednesday 2 January 2013 0:50 Wahaha too funny Send a private message 0 2 Reply
By OkitaCockroach | 19 #4347874 - Tuesday 24 April 2012 8:16 An aunt who rides a Harley and looks like Dog the bounty hunter... I'm /almost/ jealous. Send a private message 43 5 Reply
By furfantasies | 0 #4347883 - Tuesday 24 April 2012 8:19 The more you know Send a private message 8 2 Reply
By trollfaced | 2 #4347885 - Tuesday 24 April 2012 8:20 Dang, nice try, you shouldn't be too curious anyways! Send a private message 7 3 Reply
Today, I found out my husband was cheating on me while I was waiting in an ICU waiting room while he was getting brain surgery. FML I agree, your life sucks 79 You deserved it 4 3 Comments
Today, I went back home after a break with my live-in boyfriend. I had to spend some time at my distant father's place in another city until we talked... I agree, your life sucks 271 You deserved it 48 4 Comments