By blarghhhh - 28/02/2016 14:58 - United States - Owosso

Today, I woke up with the flu. My wife thinks I'm faking it so we don't have to go on date night, even though I've been on the toilet all day. FML
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Candijpg 17
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date night in a bathroom

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Setareh23 34
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Wow. Unless you have a habit of faking illnesses or cancelling dates for bogus reasons, it was kinda asshole-ish of him not to trust you. And even then, if you are crying and begging for the hospital, refusing is potentially putting your health at risk due to his own anger. I'm glad he is taking care of you now though...he better have apologized! Anyways, I hope your recovery goes smoothly. Appendicitis seriously sucks! xD

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weird_adult 27
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Sounds like my comments suck

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PotatoesAndCake 26
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Sounds like an over-used joke

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Dale_shackleford 13
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Go back to ifunny number 1

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Vagitarian4life 14
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Invite her into the restroom with you next time.

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CheekyRaccoon 27

Yeah, that's the spirit. Light some candles, throw down some rose petals and play some Kenny G, it'll be fully sick.

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andrmac 25

Caring means sharing.

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Candijpg 17
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date night in a bathroom

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KhaleesiDannie 26

I'm sorry that happened OP you think she'd be more sympathetic something similar happened to me and my husband for our anniversary I hope you get better

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Ashd09 30

Punctuation. Use it please

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KhaleesiDannie 26

Nah don't care enough over the Internet to be happy I at least spell things correctly most of the time

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herpderp1234 17
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It's that time of year...

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Furcorn_57 17
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FYL, OP. I hate it when people think that you're faking it, although you probably aren't. I agree with everyone else, so far.

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Furcorn_57 17
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Good luck, OP!

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nightstalker94 18

That's what I call a sticky situation

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Setareh23 34
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Wow. Unless you have a habit of faking illnesses or cancelling dates for bogus reasons, it was kinda asshole-ish of him not to trust you. And even then, if you are crying and begging for the hospital, refusing is potentially putting your health at risk due to his own anger. I'm glad he is taking care of you now though...he better have apologized! Anyways, I hope your recovery goes smoothly. Appendicitis seriously sucks! xD

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evanmurphy 14
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I like the taste of sweat.

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HelloKiittyy 22

Tell her you'll make it up to her! And try your best to make it very special

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