Sounds like my comments suck

Sounds like an over-used joke

Go back to ifunny number 1

Invite her into the restroom with you next time.

Yeah, that's the spirit. Light some candles, throw down some rose petals and play some Kenny G, it'll be fully sick.

Caring means sharing.

been there...

To the bathroom? Hey, me too! What a coincidence! :D

Being on the toilet all day because of the flu or your wife thinking you're faking it to get out of date night?

I got food poisoning once 3 days of being the king of the throne. I don't wish it on anyone.

date night in a bathroom

I think your wife's reason flu out the window. Either way, feel better OP.

Not sure how I feel about that pun...

It's not a "that's a shitty situation" pun so I'm happy.

*claps slowly* give this person an award

I'm sorry that happened OP you think she'd be more sympathetic something similar happened to me and my husband for our anniversary I hope you get better

Punctuation. Use it please

Nah don't care enough over the Internet to be happy I at least spell things correctly most of the time

It's that time of year...

FYL, OP. I hate it when people think that you're faking it, although you probably aren't. I agree with everyone else, so far.

Good luck, OP!

That's what I call a sticky situation

Wow. Unless you have a habit of faking illnesses or cancelling dates for bogus reasons, it was kinda asshole-ish of him not to trust you. And even then, if you are crying and begging for the hospital, refusing is potentially putting your health at risk due to his own anger. I'm glad he is taking care of you now though...he better have apologized! Anyways, I hope your recovery goes smoothly. Appendicitis seriously sucks! xD