By hjkashld - 24/04/2012 01:48 - United States

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Today, I faked back pain to get out of sex with my wife. FML
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HSOMGF 5

That back pain is probably related to your lack of spine. And really, **** HER life. She deserves better.

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TrentF13 12

Don't listen to them! Saying "no" will get you castrated!!! Find another way! Like feigning sleep nearly immediately after getting into bed, or laughing when she asks for it and saying you're tired. Or - and this is the kicker - don't listen to ANYBODY and handle it like you think you should! :F

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HooHooHa 6

But what if she wants to give you oral instead?

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armygurl18 9

Im just saying that that is horrible. Normally you guys get mad when we say no so now your tryin to get out of it when it could possibly be the only time you have sex in a while, well that just sucks to be you

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fuckmebutdontfml 16

*OP gets home* their are candles all over the place wife in sexy outfit, OP: honey this is wonderful but I hurt my back at work, OP's wife: Oooh baby *pouts* but I can be on top, OP: now that I think about it my back wasn't the only thing hurt I accidentally hit my balls with a hammer

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mintcar 9

WTF? Why would you fake an illness just to get out of sex? Ever thought maybe you should just tell her the problem?

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perdix 29

Maybe your wife is a real pain in the ass, so technically you are not faking ;)

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