By hjkashld - 24/04/2012 01:48 - United States

Spicy
Today, I faked back pain to get out of sex with my wife. FML
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HSOMGF 5

That back pain is probably related to your lack of spine. And really, **** HER life. She deserves better.

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mop909head 1

Wow man, spice things up cause she is gonna find it somewhere else, and woman if u agree dont think that guys wont find it somewhere else if u are holding out either.

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ogle5431 1

I've turned down sex with my wife before. I love her and find her so sexy but honestly sometimes I'm just too damned tired. She's done the same. I don't see the big deal unless you're doing that very often.

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kaila332 0

U know she could have an FML profile. She could have saw this story In the other hand You broke ur wife's heart by lying Even without her knowing

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daltonehret91 0

Well… actually sex is one of the best pain relievers

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tyler004 0

yeahh cause women are just soo understanding of the truth:P

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kalbrek009 20

Holy hell in a hand basket! I've never heard of a guy finding an excuse to NOT have sex before! Obviously something is wrong with one or both of you! YDI!

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