Today, I fainted during my sister's wedding because my dress was too tight. When I woke up, she slapped me hard across the face. Why? Because I "took all the attention away" from her. FML
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Today, my sister told me she didn’t want me in her wedding pictures because I looked fat in my bridesmaid's dress. FML
Today, on my wedding day, when they said, "You may kiss the bride", I swung my wife over in the romantic fashion and went in for the kiss. Unfortunately, my hands were sweaty as I was nervous, and she slipped under my grip. She fell and was knocked unconscious in front of hundreds of people. FML
Today, I was at my sister's wedding. Everything was going flawlessly. That is, until our visibly drunk mom started a punch-up over who got to cut the cake first. FML
Today, I blacked out at a wedding as a bridesmaid, during the service. FML
Today, I was at my best friend's wedding. As she threw the bouquet, I was punched in the face by another bridesmaid. Later, as I was explaining what had happened, I punched myself in the face. FML
Today, I stood too fast, got dizzy, and fell over. I fell on the grandmother of the bride, pushing her into the wedding cake table. Cake ruined, grandmother in hospital for a broken arm, and everybody mad at me. FML
Today, I was the maid of honor at my sister's wedding. I was the first one to walk down the aisle, where I managed to trip over a wire, shutting off the music and falling on my face. My family cheered and took pictures. FML
Today, I gave a toast at my friend's wedding. When I said, "Everybody raise your glasses," an industrial fan went off and blew my dress over my head. Now, people won't stop talking about how my "blue granny panties" didn't match my dress. FML
Today, it was the day of my wedding. I had a massive headache a couple of hours before the ceremony so I decided to take a nap. I told my brother to wake me up an hour before it started. He forgot. Now everyone thinks I ran out on my wife. FML
Today, I went to my step-sister's for family dinner. Her husband was really drunk and openly hit on me in front of most of my family. I nonchalantly ignored his advances. Later, my step-mom said it would not have happened if I didn't dress like a skank. FML
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Top comments
Greendaycheese 12
Slap her back, just because it's her wedding day, doesn't mean the world revolves around her...
SokDek 14
What a bitch! Bridzillaaaaaa
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Comments (182)
saksxalmo 20
#26 - Wouldn't slapping OP just make the wedding LESS perfect? The sister didn't have to make a scene.
disco2466 8
attention *****
SqueakyChipmunk 22
That was unnecessary. Slap her back. Video tape it. Start a successful business with your new video service, "Bitchy Bride Brawls". Profit.
krysxkatastrophe 14
42- Isn't that what "Bridezillas" basically is? Maybe I'm thinking of the Bad Girls Club wedding special.....
estes816 9
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Op. Are you sure you're not pregnant? Fainting is a symptom!!
tweetbaby14 18
Are you confusing fainting with fatigue or are you just trying to make a joke?
sensoon15 7
Rip the back of her dress open. She'll get all the attention she wants.
trkdlr1ooo 1
My sister would do the same thing to me
99megster 15
Why was your dress so tight?! Don't buy a dress if its too small!
Pandacupcakelove 26
Wow... My sister is a little selfcentered sometimes, but that's just crazy! Some people just don't care about other people's feelings at all, I guess...
astralvagan 20
I can kind of see her point.... A woman's wedding day is all about her.... But I don't think she should have slapped you for it.
doodlecloud 27
There's me thinking a wedding day was about a couple, not a single person...silly me.
mikeymayhem_87 15
Makes sense now. I thought the wedding day was all about the bride and groom as well. I guess I was wrong!
astralvagan 20
If you've ever been married (not saying you haven't) you should know that while yes, it is about a couple being joined together, it is more about the bride than anything else. Does the groom get his own entrance music and have someone give them away? Does a groom buy their suit, or rent it? I could go on and on, but my point is that it's all about the bride
tenfiftynine 12
I see what you mean but she fainted shouldn't her sister be worried about. Make sure she's okay. Yeah she's the bride but if someone passes out their health is more important
isaiaah 6
*facepalm*